Follow up to tonight's meeting: All the robes, nemmes, tabards, and sashes will be back from the dry cleaner's this Friday.

Let this be a reminder that all the bathing and fasting isn't just for show! When we open up these portals, a lot of seriously gross gunk can spew out unless we're all 100% on the top of our cleanse game.

And yes, Blaine, I am looking at you!

As president of the Key of Solomon Club, I'd like to welcome all incoming freshmen to our "Informational Warming Night" this Tuesday at Mesmer Hall.

Come and hear about the KoS Club and how through service, purity, and unwavering character, you can become a better leader, summon and constrain demons and compel them to do your will, and gain fame and power beyond your wildest dreams.

Hope to see you Tuesday!