This day - St. Valentine's Day - has got to be the best day of the year. For me, anyway, and my incredible good looks.

My good looks are actually a feedback effect. My family came from Ireland years ago (they left during the Hair Gel Famine) and had made an ancient pact with Little People Inc. to give us this ability: When people look at me and I look back, a sudden, shimmering glamour appears upon me, making me appear to be the most beautiful man you've ever seen in your life!

There are some conditions under which my glamour doesn't kick in - but, obviously ;) those are trade secrets, highly protected by Little People Inc. But if you were to see me without my glamour on, well... let's just say it's not quite a pretty picture.

So watch out, ladies - because Kent is bringing on his gorgeous game all day! I'll expect to be mobbed on my way to the cafeteria, and have my clothes practically torn off as I try to get my lunch, then barely make it back to my dorm room unmolested. Wish me luck!

xxx ooo!

Kent H.