it's super convenient that the trans dimensional shape foam beds have an orientation mode. at first i thought it meant which way the bed was facing, but then i slept, and when i dreamed i dreamed i was in a classroom with a bunch of other students and there was a teacher explaining something. then we all went outside into the garden and i plucked a strange and beautiful flower. when i woke up, nothing the teacher said made any sense, but i still had that flower in my hand.

so i'd suggest dialing in the orientation mode on your trans dimensional shape foam bed, @Mythic. it's a great way to get to know the school.

these new trans dimensional shape foam beds are so comfortable i slept all day! did i miss anything?