My roommate, Ethel Mariner, just sits in our room all day and all night like a bump on a log. She's not very athletic, but I don't think she'd put up much of a fight if you'd like to try her, @distantTim. My only requirement is that you pick up your dishes and don't leave used tissues laying around everywhere. Whaddaya say? I'd love to get her out of the room and have some time to myself in here.