Alrighty! Be sure to catch our intramural Fart Squad routine on the steps of Mesmer Hall at 4:30! @magic, @Charlotte Marie Smit, @carl montage and I will be farting up a rainbow storm! Plus we've got some special surprises up our pantlegs for every one of you. Check us out!

Boys are totally welcome on intramural Fart Squad, @carl montage. Have you ever worked with a megaphone?

Found out today we didn't make the cut for official Fart Squad. Kind of a let-down, but I think it's mainly because my creative vision ultimately clashes with coach Cammy's.

But I'm still interested in pursuing my artistic talents in Fart Squad choreography, @Charlotte Marie Smit. And I think your glitter, sprinkles, and puppies talent would fit right in! Especially since @Kiki Blemsworth won't talk to me anymore.

@magic is still feeling it, though. Would you be able to get together with us this week and work up a routine we could do at the Heart Throb Dance on Valentine's Day? Even though we're not on the official squad, we're still free to perform on our own, right?

If you can fart rainbows, @Shannon, then were you belong is on Fart Squad with me and @magic! We already got together last night and are practicing our routine for tryouts, which are this weekend. We TOTALLY need a third so we can perform the super-magic Mandara Suicide Pyramid Action or Gas Satori formation! But you need at least three rainbow farters. Could that be you? I hope so!!!!

OMG we should go out for Fart Squad, @magic! Tryouts are this week! I only just started farting rainbows too, but maybe we could both make it on to the JV squad and start learning how to do all those great routines the Fart Squad does at all the games. Let's DO IT!

Hi I'm Missy and I can see the outsides of people. I have pink hair (today) and a leopard-skin dog collar (today) and you look all bumpy but with some very long spikes which end up snagging on passing globs of negativity which is why you might be making things overly complicated sometimes.