As official representative of Mr. Carrot, consolidated parent company of subsidiaries including Old Roots Snappy Snacks, Coins of Fortune Golden Nuggets, Lil' Baby Screamers, and Gnarled Knee Wonder Bites, I'd like to thank all our newest users/test subjects/fans for being part of our growing family!

Your feedback is important to us, and we dig deep every day to offer the highest level of root vegetable satisfaction in every single bite! Each of you will be receiving a complimentary VARIETY PACK of our newest VARIETIES via sub-zero overnight delivery overnight. Tonight.

Happy Chomping!