Though I'm just a substitute teacher (as well as part-time substitute assistant coach for Mayan Mind Wrestling), I was asked to chaperone the Winter Solstice Dance and Tree Greeting Party, and I'd like to remind everyone tonight NO MOSHING. I will say it is our tree visitors who are breaking this rule the most, but please keep this in mind yourself.

Also: No grinding!

Mr. Gravy

Hello I'm Mr. Gravy, and I'll be your substitute teacher today.

As a veteran of the Psychic Wars, I was eligible for the Supernatural G.I. Bill. So after my service I got a teaching degree and became a history teacher. I only get called up for the special schools though, like Psychic High and Mystic High and Satanic High and Preternatural High and the like.

I'm also a part-time substitute assistant coach for Mayan Mind Wrestling, so I hope to see you out on the mats!

Yours,

Mr. Gravy