Those aren't the sort a sigils the Joule Crew uses, @Alphonse Peru, but we've been seeing them around more and more.  Tiny silver ones, right? Near the bottom of dumpsters and alley walls? The Little Crew, we call 'em. They've been moving into our territory for awhile. We're thinking they might have been involved in the disappearance of @Karin Blentzsen and the Ol Dirty Walnut (Floating Amphitheater #3), since you know what happens if you travel to their commonwealth and eat their food.

I'd like to report another innocent person, @GROTTO G.S.M. INC. Well, potentially innocent.

This afternoon on one of our freshperson orientation tours in Floating Amphitheater 2 (otherwise known as Golden Missy with the Mighty Braids), we had a student who said they "felt funny."

Sure we have our share of students who do not take our advice about psychic dramamine before boarding the flying barges, but this student was also scoring in the 6 to 900 level on the Krezner Weird Weird Energy scale, so we feel she's been in close contact with the vandalism, or perhaps had just recently paid her respects to t̶̡͉̪̳̳̤͐̓̔̓̀͂͗̍͒h̴͓̘͕̲̪͈̘̬̔̂͐͗̋̃͐̀͋̀͠ę̵̡̨̱̭͙͉̼̹͚̞̙̘̄̚͠ ̴̜̙͉͉̝̩̲̙̠̹̳̙̞̫͎̃̎̀̋̆̇̒̋͝c̵̖̩̿̉̃̄́̊́͛̅̀̿̚o̴̱̝̘͋͐̽̀͂͒̋̈́̂̈́̕r̶̛̪̠̠̱̰̠̞̬̭͈̔̎̐̊͊́̋e̸͓̭͇͕͗͗́̒̈̔̿̈́́̈͝ ̶͔̩͕͎̟͎̦̥̞̩̗̼͒̊͑̌̎́͘͘͠ͅļ̷̙̹̼̤͕̹̥͗̊͋̋ǭ̴̢̙͎̳͓̘̺͕̥̘̠̙̼̹̀́͑̍̋̅̐̌͑͝r̴̡͕̜̦̣͔̺̰̙̹̥͚̩̃̐̇̓̃̃̌̀́̽̚͘͝d̸̨̼̼̤̬̪̠͚̰̩̱̖͋̉̌̉̏͂̿͌̾, but in any case we wanted to let you know that her name was @Elita Chabert.

The Joule Crew would never be involved with vandalism of any kind. We've got a proud history on campus, handed down through generations of Psyhigh students, and have too much pride to allow anyone to deface any of our beautiful and historic buildings.

Sure, the landing sigils we use for the Floating Amphitheaters might be confused for tags, but we use only all-natural water soluble pigments which are guaranteed to wash away, like tears in the rain. We'd never dream of causing lasting, ugly damage to the Student Center, the Dark Temple of the t̶̡͉̪̳̳̤͐̓̔̓̀͂͗̍͒h̴͓̘͕̲̪͈̘̬̔̂͐͗̋̃͐̀͋̀͠ę̵̡̨̱̭͙͉̼̹͚̞̙̘̄̚͠ ̴̜̙͉͉̝̩̲̙̠̹̳̙̞̫͎̃̎̀̋̆̇̒̋͝c̵̖̩̿̉̃̄́̊́͛̅̀̿̚o̴̱̝̘͋͐̽̀͂͒̋̈́̂̈́̕r̶̛̪̠̠̱̰̠̞̬̭͈̔̎̐̊͊́̋e̸͓̭͇͕͗͗́̒̈̔̿̈́́̈͝ ̶͔̩͕͎̟͎̦̥̞̩̗̼͒̊͑̌̎́͘͘͠ͅļ̷̙̹̼̤͕̹̥͗̊͋̋ǭ̴̢̙͎̳͓̘̺͕̥̘̠̙̼̹̀́͑̍̋̅̐̌͑͝r̴̡͕̜̦̣͔̺̰̙̹̥͚̩̃̐̇̓̃̃̌̀́̽̚͘͝d̸̨̼̼̤̬̪̠͚̰̩̱̖͋̉̌̉̏͂̿͌̾, or of course our beloved party barges, the Floating Amphitheaters.

There hasn't been a vandalism problem on campus since @Ekaterina S.'s trouble with the Strange Patterns™ paint, a couple of years ago. If anything, I'd be looking more closely at this year's freshpeople and new students enrolled. Like @Arabella Satirn.

Joule Crew party master Petajoule66 here, at the wheel of Floating Amphitheater 2 (otherwise known as Golden Missy with the Mighty Braids).

The Sunset Party is OFF THE HOOK! Word of our floating party barges has spread -- the entire debate team from Indeterminate High has shown up, but continues to flit between existence and non-existence. Somebody grab one of them next time they phase in and give 'em a big dose of Psyhigh Spirit RIGHT ON THE LIPS if you know what I mean ;)

Meanwhile, we've got students from every dorm dancing up a storm in the most OUTRAGEOUS ritual garb, sticking with the Eleusinian theme, and even a bit of Minoan thrown in here and there. If you don't have your own toga, well... just steal your own sheets of your bed, dummy!

And the Golden Missy is just one of the three FANTABULOUS Floating Amphitheaters currently on the prowl over campus. Can't see us? Well we've gotta stay off the official school RADAR if you know what I mean ;) So keep it to a sly Orphic sigil in enchanted silver spray paint and we'll know where to pick you up.

Just tell 'em Petajoule66 sent ya.