@rinonene! Thank goodness you're here. @uncouthruth has gone missing! Last seen on the PHS Bus. You can't miss them because they're about 5'3 and have blue hair.

Uh, so, are you allowed to get on the PHS bus when it's leaving campus?

When it appeared in the commons and knelt down and made that pssssssssh sound it was just so inviting I had to get on. Now I'm sitting towards the back of the bus and have blue hair and a red backpack...

AND I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE'RE HEADED!!!

When I first came to school, my parents dropped me off in the helicopter. And I never ride the city bus because, I don't know, it smells funny and just isn't what I'm used to. But this PHS bus seemed so friendly and clean and official but WHERE IS IT TAKING ME??!