I was totally stoked to be chosen as the sacrificial victim at The Olde Worlde Valentines' Dance, BBQ and Human Sacrifice 2022! And I'd like to formally thank the winner of the Grand Selection Dating Competition for choosing me.

I hadn’t had a good roasting since the Solstice, and my skin was beginning to lose its usual charred and crackling smolder. Just what the Wellness Center ordered!

Also, Ms. Pierce and the Crawling Chaos were FIRE.