Zephyr Air New Year's Blowout!

That's right! The Sadie Hawkins will be on its way on New Year's Day, departing Subliminal Field for parts unknown. Which means you've got only this weekend to take advantage of our lowest prices of the year!

Save big on low-probability value items like:

Vegetarian Fairy Wings (mild or psypicy)
Vexing State B-Gone
Car-lifting Telekinetic Helper Helmets
Unnecessary Stage Habit Inhibitors
Mollusc Wear (all styles)

We're also picking up a packet of mail from @Lilx for delivery to her far flung pen pals--looks like she's got a lot to write about! If you have parcels that you'd like us to drop off on our way, just be sure to bring them to us before New Year's Day!

Tell 'em the Sky Wolf sent ya!

Captain Alberto Loosend
(The Sky Wolf)
Captain of the Continuous Merchant Dirigible Sadie Hawkins

Last minute holiday gifts at the Zephyr Air Airship Drop Shop Popup Top-up Stop!

We'll have the tents open for business on lower campus and Subliminal Field till dusk today, and there are still plenty of affordable gifts and stocking stuffers available from our never-ending cornucopia buckets, including:

Hypoallergenic Third-Eye Covers (for when you just can't stand any more)
Black Cat Teleportation Jingle Snares
Holiday Gingerbread Getaway Cabins (bigger on the inside!)
Rare Earth Terminal Gravity Marbles
Pre-moistened Brain Towelettes (Save 20% when you mention @Freedom Hamburger!)

And LOTS more! Take a walk through the lightly falling snow and browse it all!

Happy Holidays, everyone!

Captain Alley Oopenfal
(The Sky Wolf)
Captain of the Continuous Merchant Dirigible Sadie Hawkins

The Sadie Hawkins has settled in nicely here on the south end of Subliminal Field, and we're restocking our tents with an entirely new selection of merchandise from everywhere Zephyr Air Transport flies, including:

Chaos Event Discovery Kits
Shell to Hell® ghost radio conches
Demon Tights (they're frightening!)
Collapsable Mind Umbrellas
Licorice Trotskies
Flying Bike Repair Kits (from FRANCE)
...and more!

Supplies are limited! So even if you've been by once, come by again today and see our all NEW inventory! Plus, it's Psychic Ice Sculpture Contest day at the Winter Festival, so bring a friend.

Captain Artful Lypseenker
(The Sky Wolf)
onboard the continuous merchant dirigible Sadie Hawkins
Zephyr Air Transport Inc.

Landing at Your School! The Airdrop Shop Stop Popup Store Is Back!

Arrival: Saturday Afternoon, 12/16

Where: The mooring post at the south end of Subliminal Field.

What: The airship Sadie Hawkins--part of the Zephyr Air Transport fleet--is returning for a limited engagement at Psychic High School, just in time to help you out with all your last-minute holiday gift-giving needs!

We've got a cargo hold full of your favorites, including Orange Flavored Memories (non-GMO, all-natural), Mystic Stick Wax (for your crusty wands and staves), Wi-Fi Tea by the bushel ("fresh"), Live-a-Life® reincarnation experience helmets (gently worn), Never Grow® Giant Toad Service (one set of reins included), and lots, lots more.

We'll be setting up tents beneath the ship as soon as we've landed, just in time for Psyhigh's Winter Festival, happening in lower campus all weekend long. We'll be here for a few days, but don't delay--many of our items are unique and once they're gone you'll wish you'd snapped them up!

See you tomorrow,

Captain Armin Lucerne
(The Sky Wolf)
on board the continuous merchant dirigible Sadie Hawkins
Zephyr Air Transport Inc.

Landing at Your School!

Zephyr Air Transport Inc. will be making a one-night stopover at Psychic High School.

Arrival: Wednesday Afternoon

Where: The mooring post at the south end of Subliminal Field.

What: The airship Sadie Hawkins will be taking on much needed supplies and dropping off our interns. Actually just one intern. Singular. @Marni Saylor did an exemplary job assisting in work all around the ship, and the crew liked her so much they've pitched in on a scholarship to go towards Merchant Airshipman's training from the Armstrong Aerialist Academy. It's something we've named The @Marni Saylor Scholarship Foundation.

We wish our other former interns--@Ava Elisabeth and @Louis C.--good luck in their travels, wherever they may be.

Yours,

Captain Alejandro Novak
(The Sky Wolf)
on board the continuous merchant dirigible Sadie Hawkins

Well that's a scrape the Sadie Hawkins barely got out of, but we lived to tell the tale once more. Landing inside the compound was no easy task, since it's surrounded by massive sharpened posts, each bigger than a telephone pole. Likely all old growth pine. The whole place looks like a cartoon fort from an old western.

We dropped off our shipment--barrels and barrels of Grade A Maple Syrup from the Breakfast Lands. Unfortunately, the people of Pole Town won't be eating it on their flapjacks. Instead, it's the number one weapon in their endless war with the Monkey Pigs.

The Monkey Pigs are crazy for human hair. Word is they're the result of some scientific experiment gone horribly wrong--meddled with their DNA trying to create a race of primate hair dressers that consumed the clippings as they worked. But instead they broke free from the lab and became a bloodthirsty band of hairivores, terrorizing miles and miles of the western wilderness.

But the syrup takes the fight out of them, makes a lasting change in their brain chemistry that turns them into docile lap animals. The syrup also works as a binding agent that makes it easy to roll them into giant balls, suitable for transport. That's messy work, and not a job the Sadie Hawkins will ever take.

Until they're properly subdued, they are a vicious, nasty lot, and they chose their moment for a full-on assault of the compound just as we were lifting off. Monkey Pigs were flying over the walls, occasionally impaling themselves on the massive spikes, the massive cannon pumps firing great streams of maple syrup through the air. Pidge guided the ship through the wild screeches and fangs and torrents of sweet, sweet syrup, up and over the spikes, and away we flew.

I've got to take a recon of the hull. Sticky stuff can jam the fins and rudders and propellers, and more than once I've found a squealing, hair-hungry castaway hanging from the rigging. I think I'll take young @Marni Saylor--the kids always get a kick out of climbing on the outside of the ship when we're aweigh.

Captain Alfonso Chairbreaker
(The Sky Wolf)
Captain of the Continuous Merchant Dirigible Sadie Hawkins

Pidge can see the future. Just a little. It's one of the things that made her so great in the tank. Not like grand visions or anything, She just often knows the next best step ahead, and makes sure to set us up for it. She'll set a course correction, and more often than not we end up avoiding a thunderstorm or discovering a new stop.

Me, I get the amnesia. Not in a grand way either, but will forget some key thing just at the right time. I say "right" because Pidge says it keeps us out of ruts--that we're not anchored to the past. Like those kids we left. What were their names? I wouldn't have remembered except Pidge brought it up at lunch.

Now we're headed into Monkey-Pig territory--the hairy hungry huns who hunger for human hair. I hate those guys. They'll descend on a village and kidnap all but the bald, then take them back to their camps and shave their heads and have a feast. Rough stuff. We'll be landing in a fortified stockade to deliver key supplies. I suppose I should make a landing announcement soon.

Oh wait, what? Is this thing on? I really need to figure out how to change it from "Public Address" mode to "Captain's Log."

Captain Alfonso Chairbreaker
(The Sky Wolf)
Captain of the Continuous Merchant Dirigible Sadie Hawkins

Sometimes I put the ship on autopilot and consider Pidge. My first mate.

Pidge and I go way back. We were tank buddies back in the Trance Wars, and when you spend that much time floating around in the same immersion fluid, sharing the same consciousness, fighting for your mutual survival, you become close.

In the tank she always took the lead, but when the wars ended and we climbed back out into the daylight and saw what the world had become, she was more comfortable with me in the captain's chair. I think I got the better deal.

Right now she's checking the ballast readings on the starboard control panel. They're all vintage dial indicators, so sometimes she taps the glass with her fingernails to make sure they're showing the right weights. We use water for ballast, as well as producing the hydrogen we need through electrolysis. When we get low, Pidge guides us down to a mountain lake, drops the scoops, and buzzes the surface of the water at top speed.

I love watching her work.

We're planning on catching the late afternoon thermals from the endless cornfields today, which means we'll start tearing down on the tents in about an hour. Randall, Little Kimmie, and @Ava Elisabeth, you're on popping corn duty--get those sacks on board! Charming Roger, @Roman Kandel, and @Marni Saylor--we need an inventory count on the enchanted corn husk dolls.

Also, I spoke with the Cornfield Ghosts and they assure me that @Louis C. is so deeply within the corn maze that he won't be joining us at liftoff. Just a reminder that the Sadie Hawkins waits for no one!

Captain Armin Kobad
Captain of the Continuous Merchant Dirigible Sadie Hawkins

This evening, the Sadie Hawkins will be making its first landing since leaving Psyhigh. As a night landing it is a little trickier than a daytime landing, and we ask that our intern crew be especially on their toes.

We'll be landing in the small hamlet of Clavus. It's on the edge of Cornfield Country, where the Cornfields of Infinity begin. Just past the Wart Troll lands.

Mostly we're here for the haunted cornhusk dolls, and popping corn. The Clavus people have a thing for old VHS tapes and Game Boy games, and we've got plenty to trade them.

This will be a short stop, either one or two days depending. Everyone will be assigned shifts in the tents. Crew is free to explore Clavus and its surroundings when you're not on duty. Just stay clear of the Corn Mazes. We've got a tight schedule.

Captain Armin Kobad
Captain of the Continuous Merchant Dirigible Sadie Hawkins