Ban the Box! Ghostbox protest armbands available now.

The APSA has produced official "Ban the Box" armbands for students to show their solidarity with our Ghost brothers and sisters. Together, we stand against the inhumane and barbaric traps the administration has paid to have set around campus to indiscriminately capture and detain ghosts completely illegally and in obvious violation of the Treaty of the Crooked Realms. The APSA is working with @Big Jim and the administration on this issue but has yet to receive any official response.

Get your Ban the Box armband from any APSA member and remember to wear it to tomorrow's Ghost Ice Cream Social at the Sculpture Garden!

Sincerely,

The Champ
President of the Active Psychic Student Alliance (APSA)

As the Student Activities Coordinator I am not in a position to represent the school officially in legal matters, but I can assure you I have left a number of voice messages for the Dean on this issue.

As you know, the Dean is on his summer sabbatical at the Unincorporated Eco-Villages of Thai Ornament, in sunny Boca Raton, FL, and has been unreachable due to the heavy psychic shielding he uses while on vacation. Unfortunately the emergency phone contact numbers he has left have apparently been disconnected or are no longer in service. While one of them does answer, there seems to be a language barrier but they have assured me it is a wrong number. The handwritten note he left is rather indiscernible (we all know about the Dean's handwriting!) but we're continuing to try all other combinations for nines that look like fours and other possible misreadings we've been giving it.

In the meantime, the school asks that students continue to express their opinions peacefully (as is their right) and I'm sure this will all be cleared up quite soon.

We assure the students that the administration is taking this issue quite seriously, and thank the students for their patience in this matter.

Big Jim
Student Activities Coordinator
Class of '99

Calhoun Mysteries, LLC., works within full compliance of the whole of the Law. We obtain all licenses and permits required by the relevant local regulatory bodies, including the ancient, the eldritch, the prehistoric, the psychogenic, and the futurity-based.

You kids don't know the danger that an unmitigated ghost infestation represents. I've been in this business for a mighty long time, believe you me, and I've seen things you young people wouldn't believe. The Jersey City Specter Scourge, 2003. The 1962 Fresno Phantasm Plague. The Lincoln County Wraith War of 1878.

I'm just here to do a job, and you'll all be safer if you just go about your business and stay away from the boxes. If'n you're not a ghost, that is.

Duty calls. Stab nail at ill Italian bats.

Do we smell ICE CREAM??!! GREAT MOUNDS OF IT???

Our fronds have become MIGHTY!! Our nose ENORMOUS!!! Our viscious needle-like teeth MAGNIFICENT!!!!!

We must find and claim this Ice Cream Throne as OUR OWN this very day! Never again will people say that pineapple heads are fumbling messy-heads! NEVER!!!!

S-AL is finally finished! It is five times the original size and now holds ten times the books. Since workman stopped renovating S-AL has calmed down and I think is trying to apologise for all the people who suffered uh, head wounds. S-AL didn't mean to cause those book avalanches directly, it just happened. There seems to be copies of Plato's 'Apology' tucked under those people's doors now.

BUT ANYWAY, look out @Kristopher I am back the dorm, no more sleepless nights for you. *Rips the nightlight from the wall* and throw this atrocity away. Thanks for looking after the place though, you even dusted my board games!

Issues, though. I got a 'Ban the box' armband as soon as I caught up on the ghost controversy, and @Deadeye's intrusion. I mean, I'm not part of the ghost community but the boxes do pull my projections in, I can make more, but... It doesn't take much to get caught by one. It's disgraceful. Just because they're on the other side of the veil, it's okay to harass kids? What makes ghosts so dangerous anyway? Half the students are telekinetic! Lots of students have potentially dangerous powers, but we are trusted to not abuse them! HA, GHOST INFESTATIONS? Most of those were caused by people digging up burial grounds and cemetery's to build car parks, supermarkets and motorways. We disturb THEM from peaceful dormancy and when they react, we banish them?? What gives us the right to-

*Second projection appears*

{Walls, calm down. There are just boxes right now, no one is being make to go away yet.}

I just... It's just...

{Chill out and play some backgammon.}

Well, hellooooo to you all. Today's been... special. I'm honestly completely out of energy right now. But for my countless frothing-at-the-mouth fans, I will ignore my weariness and push on through this post! *strikes dramatic pose*

The Ghost Ice Cream Social hosted by @i am the champ and @Nate Sun was packed to the gills! The sculpture garden had more students than sculptures in it, which is impressive seeing as the garden stretches on infinitely when you walk Southeast. Some of the kids were there to get free ice cream, some (like myself) were there to meet some cute guys, but most were there for the Ghost Box thing. I don't really care about any of this Spirit's Rights Controversy. Seeing as my concern is the love life of the student body, I don't really pay attention to horror films. *Ava starts yelling at Mattie* What do you mean it isn't about a movie? Come on Ava, it's not like there are any ghosts at Psyhigh! *Ava gives Mattie a look* Wait... all those see-through people and blood-stained people and ghost-like people are actually ghosts?!? This explains SO MUCH! *Ava face palms* Shut up Ava, I was under the impression ghosts didn't exist! *Ava yells again* What?!? @Morris used to be 100% ghost?!?!?! *Ava gives up and leaves* Ugh, she is so totally rude.

Well, the Ghost Ice Cream Social makes a lot of sense to me now. And there were quite a lot of people there who would probably fall under the "post-living" category. The living and the dead were having a blast (omitting the occasional totally rude poltergeist). They seemed to enjoy themselves, and a few of the boy ghosts were cute enough to dance with me. Don't give me that look, my boyfriend Estivon and I broke up yesterday. Yeesh, what do you take me for? A selfish airhead? Anyways, we all had a grand old time and watched Nate Sun do all sorts of tap dancing and spinning and such. The poor dear tired himself out and got sick from spinning though. I can't blame him, I'd get sick too if I was wearing hoop skirts. Nate, you're next on my list of people to surprise makeover. There's no use hiding Nate, I will make you fashionable!!!! Well, I will as soon as I find my makeover assistant @*Atlantica*. She and a bunch of my other friends disappeared... I hope they're alright. Not because I'm concerned for their well-being. No, more importantly I lent Attie my third favorite head band and I need it back by Wednesday. It goes great with my new blouse. FASHION IS KEY PEOPLE! Fashion is key.

With love,

-Mattie

I shouldn't have sat in the Ice Cream Throne. I admit it. I was poked and cut into and students tried to cut out my eyes but I mean like how a potato has eyes and not my giant googly real eyes that I see through.

It was a very sobering experience. Students thought I was a condiment.

I made a big mess and crawled out of the Ice Cream Throne and back to the showers and put band aids all over my body. What was I thinking? I think @Victoria S.'s special fertilizer had a bunch of steroids or psychoactive ingredients or something and now that I'm out of her room I'm going back to my dorm room to sleep. I've missed the first week of school, trapped in her room with Whippy and Banana Bernice and the Apple-Nut Twins drinking on that juice of hers for weeks. It all seems like a dream now...

But pineapple heads know when things need to change. You might have heard that pineapple heads don't know how to change their ways but that's not true. You'll see.

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OMG @Moonie r u a ghost? Are you trapped in a ghost Box? Let me know and I will come let u out. Do u see a serial number?

Ghost Boxes are not toys.

I've spent too much time fishin' you kids out of my boxes. If you get too close, the thing's gonna get you. It's that simple. If you are not irresistibly drawn to the flame of the ghost bait, then DO NOT TOUCH.

I'm all about catch and release. If you're not the evil doer we're trying to get off the street, then we're gonna let you go. We only keep the ones that are troublesome.

In my RV I've got rows and rows of tiny boxes where we file away the bad ones. I know who I'm lookin' for - if you're not a known and wanted feral spirit, you kids got nothin' to worry about.

Oh, hey, got another one on the line.

A nut for a jar of tuna.