@Emerson I decided on some root beer and a plethora of chips and various cookies. I also have some water to make sure we dont end up like withered raisins at the end of this endeavour. When i confronted the landlord, specifically with the phrase "the weird person who always wears a hoodie and cries at night over cooking shows" and I was shown to the left stairway, and at the very top lay a door. I hope this is the right one... three knocks and I'll find out.