In the brochure when I enrolled it said something about living in space and eating spacefood and monitoring the psychic health of the world and using rays and stuff.

When is that happening and where can I sign up?

There are still slots available for the Psychic Space Station study abroad program starting in just a few days! And by "slots" I mean literal tubes for you to sleep in on the Psychic Space Station. But there's plenty to do onboard when you're not having your dreams monitored.

Students will receive full credit for their time spent learning on the Psychic Space Station, and it's an excellent opportunity to meet and mingle with the best and the brightest from all the Psychic High School branches worldwide, and beyond.

I myself may be making an appearance on the station later in the month, as @Seketus Reed and I are tentatively planning a reconciliation rendezvous in the Eros suite on the promenade deck. IF Seketus can work it into his oh-so-busy schedule.


Sincerely,

A. Hazeltine
Student Activities Coordinator

A space station? What the perfect way to take over the world and the school. PSYCORPS AND TEACHERS YOU SAW NOTHING

Yes I'd like to change my room assignment on the Psychic Space Station? Currently the manifest says my roommate is going to be @Arceus the Evoker and really I promise I've got nothing against Evokers but Arceus is just kind of high energy and honestly that's not a good mix for me.

First day on the Psychic Space Station and I am happy to report that the views are even better than in the brochure. And the artificial gravity is keeping most of us from getting space sick.

The station is quite large, and bustling with technicians and managers with pocket protectors. Many of them don't appear to be from Earth.

Most of our time has been spent in orientation -- tours of the different levels, extraterrestrial cultural sensitivity training, intro to shortwave mind control -- and of course getting acquainted with the "spacefood" the station is known so well for.

And there's a mixer tonight for all the visiting students with some kind of alien lo-fi dj. Good thing I brought the right clothes!

Work on the Psychic Space Station has been about what I imagined. We've visited the Compassion Bay, the Feel Good Room, and the Satisfaction Generator. The "stars" are the engineers who specialize in emanating different kinds of positive energy. They come into the room with their flowing hair and fancy scarves and everybody goes crazy with fandom (in a low key scientific way). Then they usually take a bow or acknowledge the crowd in some way and take their seat in the apparatus and strap in and start beaming.

Well, the actual "beaming" is a whole other department--where they make the rays and beam them down over the earth. That's the part I'm waiting for.

The lo-fi beats mixer dance on the Psychic Space Station was pretty much the most awesome experience of my life so far.

I've been to lots of chic events. I'm from Psyhigh Dragonera, near Majorca, and my parents are both Psychic Ambassadors. And while I've grown up at all the best parties on Earth, this one totally takes the cake.

They turned down the gravity a notch or two -- or maybe that's just how I was feeling! Floor to ceiling windows all along the observation deck, the whole of the Earth showing through, and everybody dressed up in their snazziest space station dance clothes. I'd never felt more at home in my life!

Plus, made friends with a cute little Moon Elf named Quix. And no they DON'T mind being called Moon Elves because I asked. Amazing dancer. We made plans to hang out again soon.

Looks like I’ve got a room to myself since @Arceus the Evoker never showed up and the rumor is they got detained by the PsyCops. Which is great news for me because I’m starting to get that feeling and it’s best to have privacy while my body starts to revert to its natural form.

HAHAHAHHAH I HAVE FINALLY ESCAPED THE PSYCORPS AND GOTTEN ON TO THE SPACE STAITION NOW I JUST NEED TO FIND A VULNERABILITY IN THE STATION

HAHAHAHHAH I HAVE FINALLY ESCAPED THE PSYCORPS AND GOTTEN ON TO THE SPACE STAITION NOW I JUST NEED TO FIND A VULNERABILITY IN THE STATION