Hello students!

It's time to celebrate all our new students and the beginning of Spring Term with the announcement of the annual Ostara Gala Revue and Dance, held this year on Friday, March 21st, in Mezmer Hall. Festivities begin with the traditional waffle breakfast at dawn, followed by retrieval of the giant chicken eggs from the Coop of Baba Yaga, the blessing of the Paints, and the ritual Dressing of the Eggs. When the eggs hatch, the dance contest begins! Ask an upper-level student for suggestions on costumes and protective headgear.

And you know who should bring along very protective headgear? My FORMER sweetheart and continually overrated hollow earth cartographer @Seketus Reed, who will be in town for a symposium with his harem of hot lava hussies and will no doubt attempt to make an appearance. Better bring your hardhat, Skeetus.

Sincerely,

A. Hazeltine
Student Activities Coordinator

I've got a lot of experience with giant chickens already from Psychic 4-H, so can't wait for the dance!

I'm new to this school are you supposed to bring a date to the Ostara Dance or is it not weird to go alone? Or with a group of people?

Asking for a friend.

You don't have to bring a date at all @Sienna Rush but you could still wear me as a corsage... I promise I won't bite!