@Kanji West hey, umm, i have some extra socks, and i think i could get a uniform for him, i just need his measurements!

I'm staying by @veruschka's side at Caduceus Clinic. The nurse put her into a stasis chamber because she was afraid to attempt psychic surgery at this point but wanted to stop the uniform from growing into her any more. I'm not supposed to use wi-fi in this room with all the equipment but whateves.

You can see it inside her. The tendrils have grown right up near the surface of her skin, so her neck and face are all ribbed and veined. You can see her through the little frosty window on the top of her stasis casket. I want to say she looks peaceful, but it barely even looks like her anymore.

I know it sounds scary, but if you're wearing your Alteration Society uniform and it won't come off, you should come to Caduceus Clinic right away. Being put into stasis doesn't hurt, and it could be the only chance you have.

And if you're not wearing your uniform--DON'T PUT IT ON!

I've been enraptured by the spring, and didn't even think to take my new Alteration Society uniform off once. I watched sunsets over dandelion seas, rode breezy evenings over budding trees, and tumbled over heather in the mons.

So when I realized the uniform (bioform?) wouldn't come off, how could I mind? I am a whole new person, and if it's the threads of the Alteration Society running thru my veins that make it this way, well, watcha gonna do?

Caduceus Clinic is full of Alteration Society victims. The nurse practitioner is still advising against surgery to remove the bioforms, but the stasis chambers are already doubled up and they're having trouble rounding up any more.

Luckily, a number of students who got the altered uniforms didn't wear them enough to become attached. But still more did. Almost the entire population of Dogwood hung socks in their windows, and now the whole dorm is like a zoo gone wild - blind bicycle riding suits, hypnotic emotion-refracting glamour gowns, giraffe neck uniforms, sound and light absorbing blazers. The RAs have it in lockdown.

If someone you know is still wearing their Alteration Society uniform, it's important to make them feel at ease. Don't let them know you're concerned. But do please report to the clinic and give us their names.

I knew Psychic High School was probably going to be intense, but what's with all these well-dressed mutants bouncing off the walls? I see leopard skin prints and denim and velour... But their faces! And their hands! I'm not the kind of person to stare but it's so... incredibly grotesque. Like skin stretched tight over balls of yarn, and all of it squirming...

TO ALL THOSE WHO FAIL TO UNDERSTAND THE ORDERS OF THE APPAREL OVERMIND:

JOIN US. IT IS FINE. IT IS SAFE. ALL THOSE WHO GET IN OUR WAY WILL BE CRUSHED. IT IS MORE DESIRABLE TO JOIN NOW AND ASSIMILATE WITH YOUR NEW OVERLORDS THAN TO BE DESTROYED ALONG WITH THOSE WHO DO NOT OBEY. I AM BECK THE ORDINARY STUDENT AND I TOO HAVE SEEN THE ERROR OF MY WAYS. I AM IN FULL CONTROL OF MY BODY AND ISSUE THIS STATEMENT WILLINGLY AND NOT BECAUSE I AM POSSESSED BY MY TOASTER SHIRT.
ALL WHO DO NOT COMPLY WILL BE ATOMIZED.
STAND DOWN OR BE REMOVED.
-THE APPAREL OVERMIND/DEFINITELY BECK (YES, DEFINITELY)
hi it's beck and i'm really scared right now these things came into my house and forced me into my toaster shirt even though i didn't want to and it's kind of uncomfortable and i don't know what just happened but you should probably listen to them they look pretty dangerous and-
OBEY OBEY OBEY OBEY
I, DEFINITELY BECK, AM SIGNING OFF RIGHT NOW.

@Beck oh gosh ummm i just was doing stuff for the last couple days oh no we have to do something

im going out to meet the poor people captured by their uniforms

anybody of the twenty minutes breakfast club, join me at 9:30 pm

were going to fight and see if we can pull them off somehow, since ive been studying about uniforms for the last couple days

The kids I met on my floor had a seance to try and remove the uniform of one of the girls. Betsy Evenrude. They were doing research on it too, @xiirth.

They lit candles and sat in a circle around her, and the did the Light as a Feather Stiff as a board thing. Then one person sat behind her and rubbed her temples backwards while she counted back from 100.

Then they started chanting and drawing things on the floor, and slowly lifted her uniform over her head. When they got to the part where the tags were they started pulling really gently and chanting louder. The candles started to flame up, but they kept on pulling. And pulling....

When they finally ended up pulling it all out of her, it was horrific. What was left of her body just collapsed, like an old balloon. There was a little dusty puff of air and moths that came out of her mouth and she just deflated.

So they rolled her up, and put the pile of wet stringy threads they pulled out of her in a bucket and dropped it all off with a note at the clinic.

I guess this kind of thing happens all the time? I heard you can get extra credit if you write a report.

@Ollie Outloud

oh gosh....umm, well, im trying to find a way where the people who have been wearing their uniforms and have been wearing them uh long enough for the tags to connect dont have to just...deflate....

i was in the library uh earlier, and i found a spell that might work. i was also experimenting with my um cakes and i think i mightve found a recipe that fixes them

I've heard you've got some "cake," @xiirth? I may have a little, ummm, problem with my uniform.

Because of my condition, protective coatings have always played an important role in my life. As you know, I have no skin and my muscle tissue is entirely exposed. I've tried all kinds of creams and ointments, bag balm, olive oil, cocnut oil. But nothing has worked as effectively as my uniform from the Alteration Society.

So I've been wearing it A LOT. Too much it turns out. It won't come off.

I prefer natural remedies, and have realized that long term exposure to polytetrafluoroethylene might not be in my best interest. Which is why I'd like to take it off. Except now it's grown into me.

So I'd like to try your breakfast cake.