The Alteration Society

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xiirth
- 5/1/2016 5:36pm

of course, @Meat Mathieson ! ill whip up a new ummm batch of cakes as soon as possible, and ill get that uniform off of you in a piffy....ill also make some ummm other cakes that will uh soothe your muscles and make sure that youre muscles will be all um nice and happy, and it will create a protective seal.

plus uh, if you care about your weight, ill make sure the cakes have a low calorie intake but taste ummm good, ill send a few over to your dorm by tonight





BECK
- 5/1/2016 6:15pm

FOOLS. YOUR ATTEMPTS TO REMOVE THE UNIFORMS ARE IN VAIN. JOIN NOW OR BE DISINTEGRATED. THE OVERMIND DEMANDS IT.
hey guys, can somebody help me please? i'm in some kind of basement, it's pitch black in here and my phone's running out of batteries. also there's these things that are like giant floating socks i think, and they have weapons and they made me take this weird pill thing and- FOOL. YOUR ATTEMPT TO CONTACT OTHERS FALLS ON DEAF EARS. THEY ARE TOO BUSY TO HELP YOU. uh okay sorry for bothering you but if you could help me get out of wherever i am i kind of need it thanks, bye.





Miranda Ashdove
- 5/2/2016 9:03am

Well, I warned you.
See me in gym 87 to get your tags numbed. I can make them frozen and sluggish for up to a day to slow the consumption rate.
I repeat, SEE ME IN GYM 87 TO GET THE TAGS NUMBED
-Mirana Ashdove





xiirth
- 5/2/2016 10:45am

@Beck

beck, ill be getting myself to your umm basement as soon as possible with some coffee cake. as ive been uh testing, my coffee cakes are the best for removing uniforms....and hopefully the coffee cake will be able to knock that weird pill out of your system

HOLD ONTO YOURSELF, DONT LOSE YOURSELF TO THE ALTERATION SOCIETY





Miranda Ashdove
- 5/2/2016 4:29pm

Anyway I can help? @xiirth I can maybe put runes of frosting on your cakes to enhance their power, if you want!





Meat Mathieson
- 5/2/2016 9:01pm

Oh, sorry @xiirth. These aren't gluten free by chance?





xiirth
- 5/3/2016 5:08am

ummm, @Meat Mathieson i dont think i uh made them gluten free, but i can make uhhhh a few that will be gluten free, just for you, unless anybody else with the um uniforms want gluten free cakes

and yes! @Miranda Ashdove that would be so so so so so ummm amazing if i could have that uh frosting, as that would definitely help with the process





Miranda Ashdove
- 5/3/2016 5:39am

@xiirth I left some hardened frosting runes in a bag at your dorm. The purple ones that look like an eye with horns will amplify the power of the cakes, red ones that look like water drops with a triangle in them will increase the effectiveness of them, and yellow ones that look like a line with a star in the middle will improve the flavor since the other runes are kinda bitter tasting, so make sure there is a yellow rune on each cake with a purple or red rune.
-Mirana
PS: place the runes on the cake, then cover them with normal frosting. DO NOT directly eat them since not only do they taste bad, they also can make any powers you have go a bit wacky for a day or two. I learned that the hard way and it took a while to get the demons back to the underworld. Oh well :P





xiirth
- 5/3/2016 10:54am

thank you soooooo much @Miranda Ashdove ! its going to um really help a lot, and ill make sure to take note of what you uhh said about the different types of frosting runes, and im going to ummmmm put a bunch of the cakes around the campus with a spell put on so its irresistible to those with the tags in them, hopefully it will work but ummmmm and uh uh uh

can someone come to my dorm quick it seems that the uniforms are outside of my dorm uh help





Miranda Ashdove
- 5/3/2016 12:30pm

I got you, @xiirth . I cleared out the uniforms.





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