Well this certainly explains the missed staff meetings, @Mr. Blume!

Campus Psycurity has been informed and you can expect a full investigation into this matter. They will be coming by to check your pH levels as well.

Any students with information related to Mr. Blume's potting are encouraged to report it to Campus Psycurity, where they will receive full protection under the school's telepathic whistleblowing policy.

Sincerely,

A. Hazeltine
Student Activities Coordinator

Happy New Year to all our students, be they prospective, new, returning, ectoplasmic, extraterrestrial, mineral, silicon-based, data constructs, feral, or otherwise.

The start of a new year is an excellent time to concentrate on renewal, changing old negative habits and adopting new ones. I, for instance, am resolving to no longer let myself fall for a certain psychic geo-archeologer's lies and charm and consider the positive side of being a single person my age.

But you, you're young and at a very important and exciting stage of your life--that is, attending Psychic High School! So, please tell us a little bit about yourself and the last dream you can remember here. It will help everyone get to know you better. REALLY know you better.

Sincerely,

A. Hazeltine
Student Activities Coordinator

Happy holiday season to all our students!

As many of you know, I'll be using my built up vacation time to fill in the gaps between the paid holidays. My charming on again/off again psychic cave explorer "person of interest" Professor @Seketus Reed is taking me on a cruise to Muspelheim! So you won't have to worry about me keeping warm IF you know what I mean.

So, before I go, just two bits of housekeeping.

1. Those remaining on campus for the holidays will be fed soup.

2. Using the Psychic Santa app, you will be paired anonymously with a Psychic Santa Gift ID Number (your PSGIDN). Use your PSGIDN to identify the gift you select and place it in the display in the cafeteria. And NO peeking under all that wrap till Unboxing Day.

And now, Skeetus and I are off to meet with Surtr, the leader of tour group. See you next month!


Sincerely,

A. Hazeltine
Student Activities Coordinator

Welcome Seasonal Students!

Ah, roasted chestnuts, pine and sage, rosemary and thyme and pumpkin spice. The school has a special arrangement with Psychic Yankee Candle Co. to bring that "new school" smell into the dorms this time of year. It also throws off the scent for any freelance Mind Hunters looking for an easy bounty.

We're glad you've made it this far, and Psychic High School will no doubt be a safe haven for you and your studies. Just so long as you keep your GPA up!

Whether you're new or already well-seasoned, introduce yourself here and tell everyone a little bit about yourself. Then get back to your studies.


Sincerely,

A. Hazeltine
Student Activities Coordinator

Announcing the Halloween Dance on the evening of October 31st, Samhain night, the eve of the Dia De Los Muertos, in Tara Hall. Costumes are required, and will cumulate in the crowning of the Tri-State Halloween Queen for the Greater Psychic School District IVB at midnight!

Music provided by The Quaking Leaves, snacks and refreshments courtesy of the Halloween Dance Student Activities Committee.

Alongside the spotlight dance of the Halloween Queen and their consort, look for @Seketus Reed and I sharing a very special reunion date!!! Skeketus recently sent me a lithocrystal necklace from the deepest of his most recent adventures and says I simply must wear it at the dance, which he'll be arriving for just in time.

Speaking of "just in time," if some students could lend a hand in coming up with an alternate costume for @Bellissa Bellezza, there'd be extra Student Activity punch card credits in it for you! Let's all do our best to make this the best Halloween Dance Ever.


Sincerely,

A. Hazeltine
Student Activities Coordinator

Dear Jasper,

Oh dear! Yes, please seek help immediately from Ms. Vasquez, Seer of Sees, Healer of Visions, acclaimed by the Crowned Heads of Europe, in her trailer at the edge of campus.


Sincerely,

A. Hazeltine
Student Activities Coordinator

Welcome to all new and returning students!

We hope the reality disruptions of the summer have been fully erased from everyone's memory and there will be no more talk about the giant Space Ark. It's time to settle in to a new school year, focus on our studies, and maybe make a few new friends along the way.

So why not take a moment to introduce yourself? Let us know a little bit about your background, what you're looking forward to this year, and your visions of the future! Unless, of course, telling us your visions of the future will contaminate the timeline in such a way that that future will never come to exist. Well, I mean, unless it's a really terrible future, in which case you should try and prevent it from happening.

Psyhigh supports and promotes an inclusive environment, and students who do not register for this electronic roll call will be viewed very suspiciously for their lack of performative enthusiasm.


Sincerely,

A. Hazeltine
Student Activities Coordinator

What is it with the weather these days? Well, science tells us that humans themselves are responsible for a great deal of it. However, our data shows that some of our students may be playing an outsized role in the creating these cataclysmic events.

It's nothing to be ashamed of! If you feel your own overconsumption, resource depletion, negative energy, exuberant energy, misunderstood passion, or any other psychometric traits may be resulting in meteorological effects affecting our community, please let us know here. Or visit the school nurse immediately, who has containment chambers prepped and ready.

Or maybe it's your roommate? Or that odd person in the back of your chemistry class that gives you the creeps? Let us know about them too! After all, Psyhigh is really just one big family, and only rarely is it necessary to incarcerate students for their own good in psychic Faraday cages. That's all part of Psyhigh Spirit!

So, let us know today, as soon as you can, and maybe this insane weather will cease and I can finally get a picnic in with that still dashing but now more realistically romanticized @Seketus Reed. And these thunderstorms have become an all-to-convenient excuse to postpone.


Sincerely,

A. Hazeltine
Student Activities Coordinator

Summer session has started and we're taking time to get to know all the new faces around campus, as well as some of the older faces, and even some of the incredibly ancient faces you don't even realize are faces until their eyes suddenly pop open and they're staring at YOU.

So tell us a little bit about who you are, where you've been, what's brought you to Psychic High School, your hopes, your dreams, your fears, your pronouns or special atmospheric or dietary requirements. It's a no judgement zone here! Unless, that is, you confess to psychic crimes you're still liable for.

You can call me Ms. Hazeltine, Student Activities Coordinator. I took over from the school's previous Student Activities Coordinator @Big Jim, whose mysterious disappearance was never solved... I also have a very warm and loving and completely grownup and mature relationship with the incredibly dashing psychic spelunker and adventurer @Seketus Reed. At least this week.


Sincerely,

A. Hazeltine
Student Activities Coordinator

Psychic waste is being removed from beneath the school's egregore now, and being deposited in large open containers behind the gym.

These containers are clearly labeled “PSYCHIC TOXIC WASTE” and students are warned not to gather any of this material into mason jars for keepsakes or resale. Collection of psychic toxic waste by students will result in serious disciplinary action.

Only trained technicians are qualified to handle psychic toxic waste. The removal of these accretions is central to solving the perception problems currently being experienced by Psychic High School staff and students and those who perceive them.

I feel we should have our own container specifically dedicated to @Seketus Reed, but the engineers assure me it "doesn't work like that." But still.


Sincerely,

A. Hazeltine
Student Activities Coordinator