Nobody
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1/18/2016 7:29pmDear Somebody,
I hope I don't fail my classes. I mostly count on my journal entries to maintain my grades, since I forget to go to class quite often, but I seem to have forgotten to write new ones. Mostly because a Demonic Girl put me in a sprinkle-deprived coma. But still.
Anyway, after I met London (who surprisingly enough, turned out to be an evil demon), and after @
Young Jim Horner got his staff back and @
Pearline decided to go on a quest for tacos, but before everyone started reminiscing about Children's Circle, and right around the time @
timberlina told us more about Timberjacks, @
Evanora and @
Emilia Plissken started having strange dreams. These dreams are somehow being caused by... Neeve...? Who is made stronger by ice...?? Neeve is also an enemy of London, apparently, because the she-demon disappeared after the first whisper of her name, leaving me in a sprinkle-less stupor, as I was unable to reach my sprinkles because I had locked them in a safe. Because my dragon is allergic to winter. I think. It's amazing how simple an average couple of weeks at Psyhigh is.
In other news, there's a snow cone convention soon!!! I don't really like snow cones, but maybe there will be sprinkles. Maybe @
Scilph and @
Morris will be there; I think I saw them in the halls. I hope so. Sometimes it's hard to get back in the swing of things after a long absence, but in the end, it's often worth it. Most of the time. And Claude will be glad to see Eralonia again.
I can't remember anything else to write, but I'm pretty sure that's a somewhat accurate summary of events for whosoever cares to read it. Maybe this will help bring my grades up.
Farewell for now,
Nobody
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Demonic Girl On The Loose! - 1/7/2016 6:36pmDear Somebody,
I have finally gotten a new roommate. It wasn't easy; partly because Claudette is still slightly more deadly than usual, and mostly because there are a surprising amount of people who are either allergic to cats, dragons, whisperflys, or all three. And the fact that I have been slightly frazzled from lack of sprinkles probably didn't help, either. *slightly hysterical giggle* I'm not quite sure when I decided to get a new roommate, but shortly after meeting London, I suddenly realized how much I needed one. And London is perfect! She's gorgeous, self-assured, possibly evil, friendly, kind, good company, and loves cats!! And dragons! Sometimes out of the corner of my eye it looks like her hair is on fire, but I'm sure it's just my imagination. Because she's the perfect best friend/roommate in every way! She's a lot like my old roommate, actually, now that I think about it. *London's eyes turn black as she stares Nobody down* But much more perfect!
Anyway, she was going to help me retrieve my sprinkles from the facial recognition safe, but was soon as she saw it, she backed away hissing. I have no idea why; it's just made of titanium from a church roof and lined with silver from the same roof. But I'm sure I'll be fine without sprinkles. *more hysterical giggles*
*hissing and spitting in the background*
Oh! London wants me to show her around campus and introduce her to every single student! I have a terrible memory, but I guess I'll try.
Farewell for now,
Nobody
1/6/2016 3:42pmOh dear. Claudette posted my journal entry before I was finished!! And she's shattered part of my journal's screen! The barbs on her tail are an unfortunate side effect of cold weather.
As I was saying... Uh... I was saying... ummmm... I can't remember.
But anyway, @
Pearline, I would happily assist in your search for tacos. I, too miss that one taco place I can never remember the name of. They used to make me a special taco completely out of sprinkles and frosting.
I suppose I should go to the Self-Aware Library to research spells to fix my journal.
Farewell for now,
Nobody
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1/6/2016 3:37pmDear Somebody,
Claudette is still suffering from the weather. Her wings have now become nearly transparent,
@
Pearline, unfortunately, disappearing from this aspect of existence seems to be an inevitability for those who attend Psyhigh. Claude says it's because the students who transfer out are subjected to Memory Erasing
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1/4/2016 6:18pmDear Somebody,
Today was the first day back to school. I think. In my first class, which is, umm....its, uh....my first class is... Uh... It's...ummm...uh....i... I can't remember. Anyway, in my first class, we, uh... Umm.... You know what, never mind.
In other news, Claudette doesn't seem to be doing so well. The recently cold weather is having strange effects on her, and long story short, the floor of my room is now covered in furry dragon scales, rose scented flower shaped decorative soaps, and an indestructible purple... Goo, which might possibly be sentient. I have had to store all my sprinkles in a special safe with facial recognition made of titanium from a church roof in order to preserve them and keep them from being destroyed. Unfortunately, I've been having problems getting into it, because half the time I don't have a (visible) face to recognize. But still.
Oh, and @
jarvis, I'm a she, not a he. This is very understandable mistake, (or at least, it's understandable if you've only ever seen me when I'm invisible, or wearing my limited edition Sackos!© Potato Sack Dress), but if you make it again, I might have to bring out... THE COMFY CHAIR!!
Farewell for now,
Nobody
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Magic Staff - 1/1/2016 12:15am*A Brief Summary of Events*
When I last posted, I was cowering, er, waiting, in a giant chipped teacup that's part of one of the deserted rides in the Abandoned Amusement Park in the Between World. I was surrounded by the terrifying Creatures who were growing bolder by the minute and Claude had just appeared on the horizon.
Hopeful that he had found an escape from the desolate Between World, I jumped out of the oversized damaged chinaware, and raced toward him, only to have my path blocked by... It. The Creature was only ankle tall in height, but It was seven feet long, with bristly yellow hair, and sharp red spikes along Its spine. It's eyes were a soul-scorching indigo, and filled with hatred and evil; It's teeth were long and razor sharp, dripping with poisonous drool. It's overall appearance was reminiscent of a cross between a rat and an iguana; in short, It was horrifying. So I did the sensible thing and turned invisible. But when I did, the Creature must have sensed something, because It too, turned invisible, and the way It looked on the Invisible Plane of Existence in the Between World... *shudders* It was too terrible for words. But even worse, It was quickly joined by hundreds of Its bloodthirsty fellows, and I thought all hope was lost. But just as They were about to pounce, I felt a burning sensation in the palms of my hands, and was suddenly blinded by a flash of light! It was @
Young Jim Horner's staff, which I had forgotten I was holding! The staff glowed with a brilliant light, and I felt a power and confidence, the likes of which I'd never felt before. With a toss of my long flowing golden locks, I attacked the first Creature, slamming it into an abandoned concession stand; remnants of popcorn containers flew everywhere as the rest of Them attacked at once. But even en masse, they were no match for me. (And Young Jim's staff, of course.) As They attempted to pummel me with their sledgehammer-like tails, I blocked each strike with the staff and delivered my own hits, until, as midnight struck, They all lay unconscious at the base of the teacup spinning ride. Or at least, I think that's where it was. Anyway, as soon as he was sure nothing would attack him, Claude came out from wherever he'd hidden, and together we walked through the Fun House Mirror Portal Land exhibit which was exactly that; an exhibit of Mirror Portals, one of which distributed us conveniently in front of Kren... Of Kez... Renzek... 5...44??? Of @
Pearline's. Anyway, I returned Jim's staff, which unfortunately took away my gorgeous locks, and wished both of them (and Thom and what I'm 77.87% sure was an alpaca(?)) a Happy New Year.
It's quite late for me, and both Claude and Claudette are beginning to complain about being kept up past their bedtime, so
Farewell and Happy New Year!!!!
Nobody
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Magic Staff - 12/31/2015 9:00amThe abandoned Between World Amusement Park seemed quaint at first, with its towering broken roller coasters, deserted Telekinetic Dart Booths, and various rides in various states of disrepair, but after spending the night in it, I have come to the conclusion that it's actuallly really creepy. And it's not as empty as it seemed at first; every once in a while I'll hear a skittering noise, and out of the corner of my eye, I'll see Something dart into the shadows. I did, however, find a few cans of cheap carnival sprinkles in what was probably once an ice cream parlor, so it's not completely terrible.
I am currently hiding, er, sitting in a giant chipped tea cup with @
Young Jim Horner's snake/broom/staff, waiting for Claude to return. He left a while ago to scout out the place and see if he could find an exit. I think. I hope he hurries back; I'm running low on sprinkles, and the Creatures in the Shadows are starting to grow bolder. I caught a glimpse of a broad reptilian-like tail covered in coarse yellow fur and red spikes before It vanished behind a worn poster of Bunny the Wereclown.
I think I see Claude in the distance; hopefully he found a way out, and we'll be able to come help you, Young Jim and @
Pearline.
Farewell for now,
Nobody
Magic Staff - 12/30/2015 4:37pmIt appears that I might take a while to get there, @
Pearline. Claude decided to take a shortcut on the way to Kre... Kre... Cre? Cretin 6-44? 5-42? Ketna? Кемерово 7-77?? He decided to take a shortcut to our destination. Unfortunately, his shortcut was blocked by a frameless window, and when we attempted to turn around, we accidentally triggered a trap door which sucked us into an abandoned Between World Amusement Park. We've been wandering for hours, and still haven't found any sprinkles. Or a portal back to Psyhigh. Assuming we've left Psyhigh. I'm only 46.8% sure how the Between World works.
Anyway, it might be a while before I get there, @
Young Jim Horner, and Pearline.
Magic Staff - 12/30/2015 10:02amDear Somebody,
I was walking down the halls invisibly this morning when I was stopped by @
Hemo the Magnificent. I was rather surprised he could see me, but then again, he is the power that flows through all our veins (except for maybe @
Silverfawn's), and I suppose he must know each and everyone of us as well as himself. Of course, it probably helped that I was standing in front of a mirror. (Because of the Arcane Energy I've been emitting my reflection has started showing even when I'm invisible.) But still.
Anyway, he explained that my new pet snake is not really a snake at all and that it needs to be returned to @
Young Jim Horner immediately. This explains a lot actually; like why, after eating my Psychic Ability Enhancing sprinkles, the "snake" started to glow and turned into a golden broom. It's still glowing actually. I hope this isn't a problem.
I'll head over to @
Pearline's with the staff in a little bit, as soon as I can convince Claude to wake up and show me the way to K.... To um... Kr... Ke... Uh... To wherever she lives. I really don't want to get lost. Again.
Oh! And Pearline, I won't attempt to stab you with a stake or wear any garlic, don't worry. I'm sure if you say you aren't a vampire, than you aren't one. Probably. I will be wearing my Evil Eye jewelry though. No offense or anything, and I completely trust you, but it's always a good idea to be cautious. And eat Tomato and Garlic Sprinkles from Sprinkle Co. which may or may not give me immunity to vampires.
Farewell for now,
Nobody
Magic Staff - 12/23/2015 12:56pmDear Somebody,
I decided to attend the dance with my new pet snake last night, although I didn't stay long and was invisible the whole time. Unfortunately, this didn't help me much, because some of The Pines still managed to attack me. Apparently they can sense Arcane Energy or something. This new Energy is starting to get on my nerves. Literally. It's a very strange feeling. I also seem to have grown taller, and kept bumping my head on the ceiling of Mesmer Hall all night. I didn't really dance with anyone in particular, but I still had a pretty good time, even though I got a little scratched up. I did leave before anything particularly dramatic happened. But still.
I saw a couple people I knew, including a nervous looking @Timberline, and @
Young Jim Horner who looked a little different. Maybe he got a haircut.
*hissing and the sound of breaking glass is heard*
Oh dear; my snake has just gotten into my special jar of Psychic Ability Enhancing Sprinkles. I hope it doesn't eat them all.
Farewell for now,
Nobody
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