I was president of the Theatrical Appreciation Club at my old school, and wrote, directed, and performed all roles in Thornton Wilder's Our Town, which played to sold-out houses for the duration of its run, which was the entire school year.

I also played the part of each audience member.

See you Friday, @Ricky McRibbons!

@Betty_456, I would like to know more about your group.

-- The Champ.

Even though I was not selected as student body president (my appeal is still being considered by the administration) I'd like everyone to know that through all my extra-curricular activities, including Spanish Club, Hamster Club, Reverse Knitting Club, Hamstring Club, Double Extra Fiver Squad, the Rich Montieth Supporters Club, the Dog/Cat Alliance, Divorced Poets Appreciation Society, Cactus Cultivators of Tomorrow, Positive Attitude Club, and the Swim Team, I will continue to work for you, the student body, in every single one of my endeavors.

Sincerely,
The Champ