Contrary to campus rumors, ghost adoption is not permitted in student living quarters. Students may not host adopted ghosts in the dorms, or house them anywhere on campus grounds. This is for the safety of the student body, and for the welfare of the ghosts produced by the fly-by-night underground ghost mills that facilitate the ectoplasmic trade.

There will be an amnesty for all students to turn in their Adopt-a-ghosts at the Subliminal Student Union this Sunday. Adopted ghosts that are dropped off will be transported to accredited ghost rehabilitation facilities to prepare them to be released back in the wild.

Doors are open from 1pm to 4pm this Sunday.


Sincerely,

A. Hazeltine
Student Activities Coordinator

It's time for students to start reporting on their Reality Abroad Program experiences!

So many of you are experiencing homestays, travel itineraries, or just "living rough" in the many dimensions Psyhigh's portal system provides access to, and now's the time to start reporting back on your experiences here in your journals.

Don't forget that failure to submit your reports will result in your being marooned and otherwise stranded in your respective realities until your reports are filed, so don't delay!

I'll be taking a holiday later this month with @Seketus Reed so it would be most convenient for all of us to get your stories in tout suite! This will be reflected in your grades.

Sincerely,

A. Hazeltine
Student Activities Coordinator

It sounds like you may be in the New Student Lounge, @Trinity. Or at least the vast beeswax tunnel system beneath it! Feel free to join the others in the sitting room, where I'm sure they'll offer you a soda or whatever it is you kids drink these days. @Seketus Reed is fond of Sentient Mycelium Vinegar Rickeys.

Anyway, I know they've got a load of snacks because they charged it to the New Student Committee credit card. And I believe they are watching a compelling documentary on the Waggle Dance on a VHS tape that the school recently acquired.

Just don't spend too much time with the bee people down there! They're so eager they can get quite anxious. Their warm buzzing sound may put you at ease, but it's best we all move cautiously around them.

Sincerely,

A. Hazeltine
Student Activities Coordinator

You should consider the New Student Committee, @Lilax! We've been waiting for you. In fact, the New Student Committee was created JUST for YOU!

Soon there will be the Selection of the Queen... and do you happen to know the Waggle Dance?

Oooops! I probably shouldn't have had that second ayahuasca boba tea at the Spoonbender... but that delightful @Seketus Reed can be so entertaining!

Oh also!! Though not a student per se, @Mr. Blume could be an important resource, as flowers are instrumental in the Invocation.

Sincerely,

A. Hazeltine
Student Activities Coordinator

Not an accident at all, @Journey Searches. In fact, here at Psychic High School we learn there is no such thing! Well, except when I knocked over my coffee on my computer this morning, but I was being distracted by that dashing @Seketus Reed!

In any case, @Journey Searches, we are thrilled that you have volunteered for New Student Committee, and hope that you will recruit your friends! Like that square aura student, or the amnesiacs. They're great to have on committees.

Thanks again for devoting yourselves to the life of the school. Those bees won't dance themselves!

Sincerely,

A. Hazeltine
Student Activities Coordinator

With all the new students on campus it's time to reinstate our New Student Committee, who will be taking time to learn about the school and plan the New Student Dance and Summer Term Bee Invocation Ritual at the end of June!

The New Student Lounge has been reopened and fumigated, leaving it almost 100% free of ghosts and debris. It's the ramshackle carriage house behind the library. Key is under the mat!

We look forward to this year's New Student Dance and finding out what these new students are made of.

Sincerely,

A. Hazeltine
Student Activities Coordinator

We'd like to thank all the students who took part in the Awakening Rituals of the Elder Scouts. The new OVV was realized, and, through the efforts of the Scout Assistant Volunteers, the Elder Scouts were able to assume the ritual positions at the appointed time and make their ascension.

This outcome could never have been achieved without the aid of the Scout Assistant Volunteers, who, in the course of their assistance, had their physical and psychic bodies absorbed by the Elder Scouts. The OVV Transformation Ritual is now complete!

So, a big round of applause for those Scout Assistant Volunteers! We look forward to seeing their return in their new "Elder Forms" at the next cycle.

Sincerely,

A. Hazeltine
Student Activities Coordinator

The Elder Scouts are returning from their centuries-long hiatus this month, and we’re sure you’ll have lots of questions as you find them doddering around campus, looking for a bathroom, and asking when dinner is.

To answer all your questions, Elder Scout Ambassador @Gwiazda Vega will be conducting meet-and-greets, get-to-know-you sessions, campus tours, and making arrangements for these venerated spirits to stay in your dorm room in your bed while you sleep on the floor.

Welcome Gwiazda!

Sincerely,

A. Hazeltine
Student Activities Coordinator

Though I'll be staying home and washing my hair on Valentine's Day (as well as slathering my body with a special fire and curse resistant moisturizer), we are working with our private-public-private sponsor @GROTTO G.S.M. INC. to ensure that Mr. E and the new WELLNESS CENTER are represented at the dance, offering refreshments, positive "vibes," and a first-class burn unit to make sure this will be the best Valentine's Dance and Barbeque since the famous and catastrophic "end times" school fire of 1982.

You kids have fun!

Sincerely,

A. Hazeltine
Student Activities Coordinator

Yes, I think it's a wonderful time to re-think our approach to the traditional Year End Sock Hop, @Prefect Alan.

Which is why, dear students, Prefect Alan is now official chairman of the Year End Sock Hop committee! And will no doubt make sure the Sock Hop is welcoming to all students, regardless of their relationship to socks.

And I'm sure Alan would love you to sign up for Socked Up Sock Hop Duties to make sure this year's event is the most spectacular ever!

Sign up via the clipboard hanging outside my office, or reply to @Prefect Alan directly.


Sincerely,

A. Hazeltine
Student Activities Coordinator