As my first official act as Psychic High School's new Student Activities Coordinator, I'm pleased to announce our next official school dance, which we're calling THE BLACK SWAN EVENT! And the theme? UNEXPECT THE UNEXPECTED!
When: Friday, March 20th, 9pm (Immediately following the Masked Mind Wrestling tournament with Gothic Lolita Prep)
Where: Mesmer Hall
What to Unexpect:
Music by Psyhigh's own Psychic Dance Music maestro @
Frozen Laurent
"Life Juice" courtesy of @
Thanatos
Additional snacks provided by the Active Psychic Student Alliance (APSA) -- VOLUNTEERS NEEDED
New Student Demonic Welcome Committee -- @
Ristel Quarg
This is a fully sanctioned school event (unlike our recent Valentine's Dance) and as such all school policies will be strictly enforced, including no psychic grinding, no ayahuasca juuling, and all students (and their bags, shaman assistants, and familiars) will be subject to level IV invasive mental probes before entering. Spirit Holograph Student IDs required for admittance.
Black Swan dress code strictly enforced.
Can't wait to see you there!
Yes. As I was saying. Hello Students! Following the disappearance of @
Big Jim, we’ve been without a Student Activities Coordinator for some time. Today, I’m pleased to announce that I will officially be taking on the position of Student Activities Coordinator, effective immediately.
This decision was not made in haste. There was a lengthy application process, multidimensional background checks, a long list of highly qualified applicants, and a grueling interview process involving ritual combat in an extremely high gravity environment. Luckily, it's not all about brawn!
As the Dean's assistant for Student Harmony, I already know most of you quite well, having spent years observing you via the school's CCTV and Crystal Ball Surveillance Network, and occasionally reading your cards before the Gray Council for intervention advice. So I know I'm well suited to help create and guide the activities that are going to make this the best Psyhigh year ever!
Furthermore, this decision has been made with the input and agreement from Psychic Parent Teacher Association, Psy Corps,@
GROTTO G.S.M. INC., and all associated stakeholders who hold the future of our student body dear. I look forward to bringing our student activities back with a BANG. So get ready to show your support!
A. Hazeletine
Student Activities Coordinator
Hello Students. As many of you know, following the disappearance of @
Big Jim, we’ve been without a Student Activities Coordinator for some time. Today, I’m pleased to announce that—
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What is going on in there!? What?? The Emission Tank? Just, I don’t know, try flipping the little chromium switch or something. Jeeze do I have to do everything myself around here?
Uh, ahem. Check. Check. Is this thing on?