Gym class was so humiliating today :( We were playing dodgeball and I accidentally made myself so big, everyone hit me

I like dodgeball.

And Doritos.

You know what they say about dodge-ball. Sometimes you eat the ball, sometimes the ball eats you.

Dodgeball! With satay sauce!

Who would be up for starting a dodgeball team where we are all giants? Even though we'll make big targets, I think it would be really satisfying. We could make it an intramural team, and play regionally.

Yeah, better than the dodgeball team where we're all microscopic. We tried that last year and it didn't work.

ralph likes being big!

ralph used to sleep in a sack, a tiny tiny sack, but it had a hole in it and ralph fell out.

heyyy... soooo.... i heard some guys are thinking about starting a giant dodgeball team? cool.

some of you guys i know can do the giant thing, like, on your own. i mean, halfal's famous (heh heh).

and maybe a couple of you can do like an illusion thing (i'm looking at you makako).

but some of you others... you might need a special little something, right?

meet me outside the bio lab friday afternoon and i'll set you up!

t_t_t