So... I really do like winning. I do! But, with Unicron's targeting cannons, and his incredibly quick AI reaction time, we're not really getting any shots in. I mean, the rest of us, right?

It's been really great being such dodgeball heroes for the past week, and I appreciate the giant Semley's Cup, and the champagne showers, and the gatorade showers, and all the media in the showers with us, but, I dunno, I really just don't feel the spirit of it anymore. Unicron just takes out the other team BAM with a single barrage, and then we celebrate?

Guys, that's not what I started this dodgeball team for.

Destiny... you cannot... destroy... my... DESTINY!

I hope you guys are happy.

Unicron did a real number on the back of the gym with his rapid deployment "smart fun" dodgeball targeting cannons. Luckily the Incan Mind Wrestling team had cleared out before it collapsed.

I didn't think Unicron would take it so hard, though. I mean, he seemed like, way older than the rest of us. I figured he'd have some kind of, I dunno, maturity? Perspective?

And for the record, I wasn't personally behind cutting him from the team. We could have had the longest winning streak in Psychic Dodgeball History! But it was a team decision, so I did what had to be done.

And BTW, Bill, I don't think you can claim to be the one who "started" this team. Who got our intramural charter signed? Who signed out for the practice space? Who arranged our promotional contracts with Gatorade, Mt. Dew, and Perrier-Jouet? Who put their heart and soul into getting this team to the very top?!!