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hello!!
you may wonder, "why did grotto g.s.m. care so much about a poem contest?" !!
wellllll, the poem contest was a precursor for...
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THE INTERN ARTS PROGRAM!!

this program includes both present and past interns!! each week the most artful piece of intern work will be posted!! the first post will occur very sooooonn!!

LOVE
GROTTO G.S.M. :D XD lol !!

OUR WINNER IS @Anita Klue
THIS IS THE POEM:

Mary, Queen of the Universe
Buys a Box of Snakes of Cajun self torture
at Popeye's on sale for $3.99

I use my magic bullet gun
to shoot a bullet
that makes a giant magic bullet gun
that shoots giant magic bullets.
By itself.

Giant Sea Leprechaun sleeps nights sanitary

YOU WILL HAVE THE CAMERAS IN YOUR BATHROOM REMOVED, AS WELL AS THE CHOICE TO CHOOSE ONE MICROPHONE TO BE PERMANENTLY DIS ACTIVATED.
REPLY FOR DETAILS.

WE APOLIGIZE FOR OUR ABSENCE LATELY WE HAVE TO MATTERS TO ATTEND TO.
#1 @Dusty Lemon
WE USE A RECIPE PASSED DOWN FOR GENERATIONS FROM THE HOMELAND!!!
DO NOT JUDGE US!
#2 WE ARE OPENING UP A CONTEST. THIS CONTEST IS CALLED "BEST POEM CONTEST" AND WILL BE TAKING SUBMISSIONS FROM THE DATE THIS IS POSTED AND WILL BE OPEN FOR TWO DAYS FOLLOWING AND END ON MAY 25TH
THE WINNER WILL HAVE THE CAMERAS IN THEIR BATHROOM REMOVED< AS WELL AS THE CHOICE TO CHOOSE ONE MICROPHONE TO BE PERMANENTLY DIS ACTIVATED.
THE POEMS CAN BE ABOUT WHATEVER YOU WANT. HERE IS A POEM ONE OF OUR PREVIOUS INTERNS WROTE:
Trapped. In dirt. A grave I can breath in. Stuck. Voice. Running.
These are my only memories.
What else seems
p l Ast ic
THAT IS JUST AN EXAMPLE YOU CAN DO WHATEVER POEM YOU WANT.
FOR EXAMPLE, WE JUST THOUGHT OF A POEM:
CONTROL.
THAT SEEMS NICE.
SO DOES INSURANCE AND A STEADY JOB.
HMMM, SUBURBIA, DESIRABLE, NO?
YUMM THAT IS GOOD Wild Wild West Cowboy Delivery Company beans
GOOD THING YOU HAVE A JOB AND STEADY INSURANCE.
THAT SEEMS NOT VERY INTERESTING.
CONTROL.

YOU CAN WRITE A POEM IN WHATEVER WAY YOU WANT TO, JUST DO IT BEFORE THE CONTEST ENDS.

GROTTO G.S.M. INC.
WE CAN ALWAYS HEAR YOU™

THERE HAS BEEN HORRID OCCURRENCE

YOU WERE INVOLVED.

HOW COULD YOU JUST HAVE STOOD BY, NEVER EVEN CONSIDERING THAT THE FOLKS AT GROTTO G.S.M. MIGHT NOT BE LYING?

A CRIMINAL HAS ESCAPED. IT IS IRRELEVANT FROM WHERE, ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW IS THAT A CRIMINAL HAS ESCAPED.

NOW YOU, BLINDLY TURNED YOUR EYE. YOU SEARCHED THROUGH YOU HOMES FOR HIDDEN CAMERAS AND MICROPHONES AND BROKE THEM.
YOU LET THE CRIMINAL PASS BY SAFELY WITHOUT EVEN ALTERING US OF THE CRIMINAL'S EXISTENCE

YOU WERE PERSUADED BY WITTY WRITING WRITTEN UNDER A PSEUDONYM. ACHAVA IS NOT A REAL NAME YOU KNOW.

YOU AUTOMATICALLY JUST THOUGHT WE WERE IN THE WRONG.
YOU JUST TURNED ON US IN A FLAT SECOND
AND NOW
BECAUSE OF YOUR NEGLIGENCE

THERE A HAS BEEN A HORRID OCCURRENCE.

WE CAN BARELY LOOK AT YOU, WE ARE SO ANGRY.
OF COURSE, OUR GROTTO UNDISCLOSED SECURITY GUARDS WILL LOOK FOR US.
BUT STILL,
HOW COULD YOU HAVE DONE THIS ?
DO WE MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU??

IF WE WERE CAPABLE OF:
complex secretomotor phenomenon characterized by the shedding of tears from the lacrimal apparatus, without any irritation of the ocular structures
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS "CRYING" WE WOULD SHEDDING MANY TEARS FROM MANY LACRIMAL APPARATUS'.
FOR YOU HAVE COMPLETELY BETRAYED US!!!

IT WAS MASSACRE.
THOUSANDS OF FLOWERS SLASHED RIGHT IN THEIR FLOOR BEDS.
THIS IS THE MONSTROSITY YOU HAVE ENABLED.
WE HAVE THE VERY FOOTAGE SHOWING THE CRIMINAL CRUELLY SLITTING THE NECKS AND CUTTING THE WINGS AND HOOVES OFF EVERY TULIP, DAISY AND ROSE.

THIS HORRID OCCURRENCE IS NOT ONLY ON THE SHOULDERS OF THE CRIMINAL, BUT ON THE SOLDIERS OF THE CITIZENS. YOU REMOVED THE MICROPHONES, YOU REMOVED THE CAMERAS, YOU REMAINED SILENT

THANKFULLY, MANY SECURITY PRECAUTIONS WERE STILL IN PLACE AND THE CHARISMATIC AND WITTY CRIMINAL HAS BEEN CAUGHT.



OF COURSE, WITH NO HELP FROM YOU.

GROTTO G.S.M. INC.
WE CAN ALWAYS HEAR YOU™

Sadly I am now cornered in a closet, as the management has found me .

LIES!!!!!!
Truly, How idiotic can they be!! I have completely escaped!
This is how:

The Warden does not allow her daughter to eat sugar. So, I purchased a box of Twinkies from the prison store. I told her daughter that I would trade two Twinkies, if she got me laundry duty at the third shift for the next two days and access to two hours at the library.The kid was suspicious,but couldn't see the harm, so, she got me a place on the third shift and gave me a pass to open the locked doors. I wanted the third shift, because that is when all the guards clothing is being washed. As, I washed clothing each day, I snuck pieces of the guard uniform back to my cell each time . The passes, I learned, unlock all the doors, not just specific ones. Then at dinner time, I took the pass and unlocked the confiscated items closet. I then found my journal and took it back to my cell.
Then tonight, I began my trick.
I posted my first post and in the ruckus of the guards rushing past, the video cams were broken. I then dressed in the guard uniform, my face covered. I posted the next post and the warden ran into the cell, unlocking it. She was confused and I said, "She went in the halls!"
As the Warden began to rush out, I moved at the same time, tripping her and , making it seem like an accident that she was trapped in my cell. I posted my next post, mostly to taunt the management, but partially because since the lab was on the other side of the prison, I knew it would be at least as long as it took to cross the building, until the management would be rushing towards my cell.

I will post more, as time goes on, but for now my friends,
au revoir

Achava

HHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!! IDDDIIOOOOTT!!!!!!!!!
Even after I tricked all the guards the warden still ran right into my trap!!
I heard the clicking of her heels from down the hall as I trapped her inside my cell!!
Now I sit in the laboratory on the fifth floor!!!
I have a map and have devised a plan out!

HAHAH!! IDIOTS!!!
I was never in the guards lounge and I never stole a laptop!!!!
I am in my cell typing on the phone of a visitor whom I pick-pocketed!
Upon seeing my post, All the stupid little guards ran to the guards lounge.
Now the all the guards are trapped in the guards lounge!!!
I decided it was the most humane way to trap them, since it has all the food, water, and space a growing guard could want. I also threw some dog toys and some out-dated memes (they don't get outside much, so they have never encountered memes enough to know what they are), so they could stay entertained. I also made sure their was enough newspaper laid out, as well as self cleaning litter boxes, so that the environment stayed clean.
My initial plan was to pickpocket a ID off a guard, but I found it too hard due to the sharp teeth and claws of the guards.
Instead, I will find a way out of my cell.

Hey everyone, its me, Intern #00814. I snuck out of the containment facility into the guards lounge. I stole a laptop and ran out, I will tell you more so someone can possibly find me!!

Hi. I am intern #00815. I recently started working here! It seems like it is going to be really fun and I am glad I will be writing here. I used to write a journal here at the school, but after starting at GROTTO G.S.M. INC. I had to stop writing in it.
My first article is below!!
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GROTTO G.S.M. INC. PRESENTS:
How to be a good friend
By Intern #00815


Relationships between humans are based on two components, #1 Shared Beliefs and Thoughts and #2 Frequency of Accouters.
Humans are interesting in the way that they despise people who are unlike them and like those who are. Humans who share similar beliefs like each other. No matter how much humans say that they love everyone independent on other characteristics, they are 91.99% likely to be lying, because humans are groupers.
This means they like to be with people like themselves, and they separate others into groups. Groups are characterized by arbitrary characteristics, such as weight and race. These characteristics are then given meaning that makes no sense, i.e. male = strong, asian=smart,etc..
Humans probably find this due to the fact that their only source of fist hand info is through their sense, which are notoriously unreliable. To illustrate this, Let's say two squares meet. Square #1 is yellow and loud and Square #2 is blue and quiet. If you were a human, you now assume that yellow=loud and blue=quiet. It is an interesting adaptation that has caused conflicts throughout their short history.

So, what is the application of these principles? Well, seek out humans similar to you, or pretend to be similar to every human you meet.

Next you need to spend enough time with someone in a steady increment, so that you can maintain your level of closeness. As a general rule, More time you spend with someone, the closer you get, the less time you spend, the farther you drift appart. For example, Humans have a practice called "marriage", (where they bind themselves to another human being in an eternal agreement. It is supposed to be valued (?) on earth, but they also have a practice called "divorce" that takes the eternal agreement away. ), when to humans "wed" it is because they want to spend more time together.

Now you know exactly how to maintain a human relationship.