GROTTO G.S.M. INC. is incredibly sorry due to the release of recent inaccurate information posted our journal. We apologize for the confusion. A intern high jacked our system to play a prank on her friends. We apologize for this misinformation. This employee has been give a new job and is going into new training programs to prevent further problems. Until then, The normal articles with continue under our new intern, intern #00815. Thank you and apologizes for the inconvenience. We will be working on new security features to ensure this does not happen in the future.

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th ey a r e s o s t up id a n d *lovely*
wha t a e t h ey d o in g !
tho s e * wonderful people* are *great*

*Q: *a r e TH EY S E RI OU S !!
*A: Yes, They are very efficient and serious when it comes to business!!*

O H MY G o sh, *They are so cool!!*
this is ab so l u t l y *fantastic!!!*
I a m sO * happy about the current situation*

*Q:* wh Y di d I tolera t e w or kin g f or tHEm foR so Lo n G ?
*A: They have great policies and a kind and understanding work enviroment*

*Q:* I dO n ' t r e m Em b e r e v en a pp lyi ng t o woRk He r e
*A: That's because the application process is so painless and easy that you won't even remember it!*

*Q:* W h A t d i d I do be for e I w ork ed at he r e ?
*A: You wasted you time with other jobs*

*Q:* H ow l O n g h a V e I w o r KEd he r e ? I do n ' T re m e m Be r the la St
t i me I sa w my fa m ily, or w e nt h ome. W hE r e do I l iVe ?
*A: Oh, funny funny, you always have been a joker!*

*Q:* T ha T ar T i cle on A pr I l 1 St , I w a s jus t loo ki n g t h r ou gh the ar ch iv e s fo r s o M e t h I n g un b e l i ev a ble , b U t th at f el t so fa mila ir a nd close
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*A: Well, all interns have complete access to the archives, so you probably just read it before*

*Q:* WHO A R E Y O U !? S om E f o o lSI h in tern li ke me ?
*A: Please stop typing so fast, I can't keep up.*

*Q:* NO! ! W hY A R e YO u DO iN g THis !!!
*A: I work for GROTTO G.S.M. INC. It is my jo
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HAPPY APRIL FOOLISH'S DAY !!!
WE HAVE PLAYED A JOKE ON YOU !!!
HAHAH !!!
YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE !!!
WE DO NOT DO ANYTHING LIKE WRONG OR SOMETHING OR ANYTHING OR SOMETHING HAHAHA!!
WE ARE SO SURPRISED ANYONE WAS FOOLED !!!
WE USUALLY DO NOT INDULGE IN MORTAL HOLIDAYS, BUT AFTER LEARNING OF THIS ONE WE COULD NOT RESIST MAKING A STORY UP!!
OF COURSE WE DID NOT WRITE IT, OUR INTERN #00814 DID, SHE IS A ENGLISH MAJOR.
HAHAH!!! THIS IS A HOLIDAY IS VERY GOOD, UNLIKE OTHER HOLIDAYS MORTALS HAVE COME UP WITH!!!
IT IS A HOLIDAY BASED ON LYING!!! HAHAH
MORTALS, SO CONTRADICTORY!!!

GROTTO G.S.M.

what did i tell you! WHAT DID I TELL YOU !!
WITHIN 4 MINUTES THEY EDITED THEIR STOCK MESSAGE AND POSTED ON TO THIS PAGE

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HAPPY APRIL FOOLISH'S DAY !!!
WE HAVE PLAYED A JOKE ON YOU !!!
HAHAH !!!
YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE !!!
WE DO NOT DO ANYTHING LIKE WRONG OR SOMETHING OR ANYTHING OR SOMETHING HAHAHA!!
WE ARE SO SURPRISED ANYONE WAS FOOLED !!!
WE USUALLY DO NOT INDULGE IN MORTAL HOLIDAYS, BUT AFTER LEARNING OF THIS ONE WE COULD NOT RESIST MAKING A STORY UP!!
OF COURSE WE DID NOT WRITE IT, OUR INTERN #00814 DID, SHE IS A ENGLISH MAJOR.
HAHAH!!! THIS IS A HOLIDAY IS VERY GOOD, UNLIKE OTHER HOLIDAYS MORTALS HAVE COME UP WITH!!!
IT IS A HOLIDAY BASED ON LYING!!! HAHAH
MORTALS, SO CONTRADICTORY!!!

GROTTO G.S.M.

This is an article from Intern #00814 on behalf of GROTTO G.S.M. INC.
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Hey everyone.
It is me,Intern #00814.
I have something to admit, working at GROTTO G.S.M. is not as glamorous as it seems.
It is really exhausting.
I mean, I am doing all this work and I never get promoted to another level!
I don't want to work here! I want to be an English teacher!
I am majoring in English, but I will probably never use my degree for English, I will end up some stinky old intern, teaching all the other new interns how to clean out the grease trays underneath the cubical of the accounting offices or how to properly prepare peanut, butter and jelly sandwiches for meetings( of course with the tentacles and oral arms up and exumbrella down with a sprinkling of peanuts and slathered with butter on the outside), or why we don't ask about the tenth hall or talk about the archives! Each of them will surpass me and go on to new heights in the company, but I will be forever stuck as English major intern that is identified by a string of numbers.
I mean, my articles are so heavily censored that they sound like they were pushed out the butt of a robot!! (Please, Excuse my language)
AND EVERY SINGLE TIME I SAY SOMETHING THEY DON'T LIKE THEY SAY IT WAS A GOD DAMMED APRIL FOOLS JOKE!!
I guarantee you that in not even a minute after this is put online, the same copy and pasted message will be posted telling everyone who reads my articles that this is just a APRIL FOOLS JOKE!!!
Here, I am going to post it right now, and I will time the amount of time it takes for those corporate robots to post that message

HOW TO START A CAREER WITH GROTTO G.S.M.: a guide by intern #00814

At GROTTO G.S.M. INC., we pride ourselves on the upward mobility in our company!
All you need is to fill out an application, perfectly! Pass the background check, personality check, belief check, brain check, and the interview and you are on your way to a hearty career.
You start as a low level worker, a dustpark ranger or GROTTO pop maker at the GROTTO pop stands at the mall.
Then you work your way up!
The next level is called the sub-par level, this includes, brainwave managements assistant, GROTTO pop stand manager, and dustpark enforcer.
The next levels go as:

3. just-below-par level
4. like-junior-high level
5. semi acceptable level
6. okish level
7. passes-as-good level
8. "great" level
9. excel* level
10. regretting-life-choices level
11. moving-into-parents-basement level
12. stuffing-emotions-down level
13. "It's okay, I'm not settling"-when-you-really-are level
14. intern level
15. associate level
16. executive level
17. brain hive level
18. brain merge level
19. true success

As you can tell, I have gone very far in this process, I have gone through levels 1-13 (exempting level 12,which I skipped), so I will tell you about my career path.

I began as a GROTTO pop maker in the stand on the west side of the food court, across from "TDonDons" formally McDonalds, renamed after it's purchase by Donald Trump, and "Rock Berry", a okay-ish smoothie shop that mixes rocks into every purchase.
I had a lot of fun then. I had lots of friends then.
Next I was selected to manage that GROTTO pop stand on the west side of the food court, across from "TDonDons" and "Rock Berry".
It was okay then. My friends were not really my friends, when I became their boss.
Then I managed the west side of the food court.
That was lonely. I watched my old friends giggle as they assemble the pops, squishing the bugs and calamari together then plop it onto a stick.
Next, I managed the food court.
I don't really remember then, I don't think I really watched them anymore.
Then the mall.
I saw them occasionally. They would ask me for new toilet seats in the employee bathrooms or stall doors. They were needy. I heard them whisper when I walked off about how different I looked.
Then I moved to New York, where I managed a chain of surveillance and data stripping centers disguised as some tech brand. They made phones and everything, it was super realistic. That was kinda fun.
Then I worked in the history book sector. We were commissioned by many countries to make their school history books. That was some hard work. It was pretty fun, I played this game, Where I would think about a bad event then I would write down words associated with it, then rhyme them with other words till I got positive adjectives. That was a cool job. I kind of miss it. It seems kind of distant now.
Then I managed the history books sector. That was pretty good.
Then I got to work at the GROTTO G.S.M. archives. That was.... That was just...
That was a great career experience.
The next year I went back to New York for the History Curriculum guides, to steer teachers away from "touchy' subjects.
Levels 10, 11 and 13, as I skipped 12, were things that I didn't want to hear and neither do you.
And here I am, Level 14. I actually work in the GROTTO G.S.M. offices, and I work as an intern. It is a pretty prestigious job, but there is a lot of us. Lots of people work for GROTTO G.S.M.. I am pretty... pretty happy here. I am going to college, as is customary for someone who is an intern, and I am an English major... pretty cool.

Anyway, Now you know what to expect when seeking a career at GROTTO G.S.M.

au revoir,

Intern #00814 on the behalf of GROTTO G.S.M.

THIS IS AN ARTICLE WRITTEN BY OUR INTERN #00814
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The inner workings of GROTTO G.S.M. INC. are a mystery to many, in today's article I will explain the main jobs of GROTTO G.S.M.

Dossier assemblage, composition and dissolution is the main job of GROTTO G.S.M., as well as remodeling phantasm systems and promptitude of various qualities.

Hope this has cleared everything up !!!
#corporationtransparency #weneedclearprivacypolicies #GROTTOGSMlove

HAPPY APRIL FOOLISH'S DAY !!!
WE HAVE PLAYED A JOKE ON YOU !!!
HAHAH !!!
YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE !!!
WE DO NOT WITHHOLD ANY INFO OR HAVE INTERVIEWS CENSORED!!!
WE ARE SO SURPRISED ANYONE WAS FOOLED !!!
THERE HAS NEVER BEEN ANY ONE THAT HAS EVEN BEEN INTERVIEWED
WE USUALLY DO NOT INDULGE IN MORTAL HOLIDAYS, BUT AFTER LEARNING OF THIS ONE WE COULD NOT RESIST MAKING A STORY UP!!
OF COURSE WE DID NOT WRITE IT, OUR INTERN #00814 DID, SHE IS A ENGLISH MAJOR.
HAHAH!!! THIS IS A HOLIDAY IS VERY GOOD, UNLIKE OTHER HOLIDAYS MORTALS HAVE COME UP WITH!!!
IT IS A HOLIDAY BASED ON LYING!!! HAHAH
MORTALS, SO CONTRADICTORY!!!

GROTTO G.S.M.

This is an interview from our archives.
areas with ** have been changed to clarify.
Hope you enjoy!
Edits by Intern #00814 and Funded by GROTTO G.S.M.
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GROTTO G.S.M. is a interesting company. *The company* is mainly Ghost Server Management, but has branched out to other things.
I have been researching and it seems very *good*. I have been looking into their archives. There is this whole section label, *"not secret stuff"* that I am not allowed to be in. It is *good* to have *proper security precautions, when it comes to sensitive information. Withholding certain info that is possibly bad for the public to hear can be okay. I mean the US government does it, so its is okay, right?*.
I really like the fact that they pretend to have "moral standards", *they really have superior moral standards*.
Speaking of moral standards *I guess the US is not the best moral compass, but still, sometimes it is okay to not people tell things, even if they should know them, but they don't have to know them, i guess? *
The living standards in their employee housing are like a McDonald's Play Place, *very comfortable, lots of space and not stinky or sticky*.
It is so *interesting* to even deal with this company.
There is such thing as* a noble lie, right? Sometimes the truth doesn't need to be heard..*
They have their hands in governments and schools. *This creates better schools and governments.*
They are so *not corrupt. Sure they might have a couple files locked away, but is not like those are actually needed, right?*
In conclusion,
*GROTTO G.S.M. is a fundumentally fantastic company