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Commissioned Writings, Intern #00814, GROTTO G.S.M - 4/9/2017 4:24pmTHIS IS AN ARTICLE WRITTEN BY OUR INTERN #00814
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The inner workings of GROTTO G.S.M. INC. are a mystery to many, in today's article I will explain the history of Ghost servers.
Originally, Ghost Servers were created with this recipe:
1 expired Hannah's Pancake House coupon
2.56786 Lemons
4 pounds of ectoplasm
After ghosts were freed from the underworld, there was no longer a reliable and safe source of ectoplasm.
So from this emerged many Companies with new experimental recipes.
GROTTO G.S.M. INC. uses a family recipe that has zero ghost substance.
As time went on recipes were to tinkered with to provide high speed connection and extra storage.
Companies such as Apple and Google started because of their revolutionary ghost server recipes.
In 1408, both surrendered their recipes to the Whole Ghost Server company or W.G.S. INC.
W.G.S. INC. LOST copyright in 3056 and their recipe became public domain.
Thousands of servers were created that create havoc for anyone.
Then came the Ghost Server Management companies. These companies keep ghost servers in line and improve and protect data.
Below is a timeline of the top Ghost Server Management companies.
3056- Under the Hill Ghost Server Management
3072 - Hollow Wonder Ghost Server Management
3112- Dark Land Ghost Server Management
3390- present day - GROTTO G.S.M. INC.
THANKS FOR READING!!
Time to Unplug a Class? - 4/3/2017 2:45pm@
mimi alexander AND ANYONE INTERESTED IN PUNISHMENT FOR VEKLOR THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
WE SUPPOSE WE COULD COMMIT VEKLOR TO A GHOST SERVER, BUT THAT IS EASILY BREAKABLE FOR SOMEONE LIKE VEKLOR. WE RECOMMEND PLACING VEKLOR IN THE BRAIN WIPE COLONY #023089. THIS WILL RESET THE BRAIN ACCOUNT , BUT RETAIN OLD MEMORIES, IN ORDER TO REHABILITATE VEKLOR. THIS WOULD HAVE TO BE DONE, OF COURSE, BEHIND THE BACKS OF THE PSYCHIC LAW DEPARTMENT, BUT IT WOULD KEEP VEKLOR FROM REEKING HAVOC ANYWHERE ELSE.
WE HAVE THE RESOURCES TO DO THIS,AS WELL AS THE CONNECTIONS TO DISGUISE OURSELVES FROM THE LAW.
IF YOU OR ANYONE ELSE IS INTERESTED IN THIS, CONTACT US.
GROTTO G.S.M.
Commissioned Writings, Intern #00814, GROTTO G.S.M - 4/1/2017 4:32pmHAPPY APRIL FOOLISH'S DAY !!!
WE HAVE PLAYED A JOKE ON YOU !!!
HAHAH !!!
YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE !!!
WE DO NOT DEACTIVATE OR DELETE JOURNALS OR JOURNAL ENTRIES UNLESS IT IS REQUESTED!!!
WE ARE SO SURPRISED ANYONE WAS FOOLED !!!
THERE HAS NEVER BEEN ANY ONE NAMED ACHAVA BRANIGAN THAT HAS ATTENDED OR TAUGHT AT PSYCHIC HIGH SCHOOL!!!
WE USUALLY DO NOT INDULGE IN MORTAL HOLIDAYS, BUT AFTER LEARNING OF THIS ONE WE COULD NOT RESIST MAKING A STORY UP!!
OF COURSE WE DID NOT WRITE IT, OUR INTERN #00814 DID, SHE IS A ENGLISH MAJOR.
HAHAH!!! THIS IS A HOLIDAY IS VERY GOOD, UNLIKE OTHER HOLIDAYS MORTALS HAVE COME UP WITH!!!
IT IS A HOLIDAY BASED ON LYING!!! HAHAH
MORTALS, SO CONTRADICTORY!!!
GROTTO G.S.M.
Commissioned Writings, Intern #00814, GROTTO G.S.M - 4/1/2017 4:19pmDELETED AND DEACTIVATED JOURNAL ARCHIVES ENTRY 0007893:
AUTHOR- Professer Achava Branigan, PhD
DEACTIVATION OR DELETION REASON- #000317 DEA
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I have been running for hours now. It is terribly cold in here and I feel it seeping into my skin.
I lost Mr., Mr.
I forgot his name, but he was teacher, like me.
I lost that girl too
I can't remember her name, she had someone with her, maybe
It is hard to remember down here
I hear voices, I see eyes, I feel the touch of something sentient and hungry.
So I run.
But, there is nothing when I run, just a cold dark cave.
So I stop.
and I hear and see and feel again.
I think I must be going insane.
Right now I am scribbling into my journal with most likely more grammar and punciation as there is no light in here and I am quite afraid.
I am sitting on what I think is a rock, forcing myself to sit still.
I usually have impecable grammar, I am a professor of English, but it is hard to focus on writing properly when you are scared out of your skin.
I have been writing in this journal since I got here in hopes of contacting someone outside this place, but I am sure no one is receiving these post as there no, evidence of anyone contacting me
I keep hearing the same sentance being whispered. It is not rhythmic or even often, but it echos through my head as if it is hollow.
"Can you hear me? Will you hear me?" then ten counts of breathing.
That is all I hear.
The thing is this voice, as it is one voice, does not sound malicious, it sounds young and kind, helpless, lost,desprete
this page must look ridiculous with a the grammarical errors, ugh,
this will aty least keep me sane, often being at physic high leads to having quite a dangerous life and this book has always gotten me out of some bad situations
i dont know what to talk about but I need to sit still
i suppose i can tell what nefarious and unfortunate circumstances led me to this fate.
well i was researching, about the company that had begun taking care of the Psychic High School Ghost Servers around 1486, when I came upon an..
there is a light
it appears to be emitting from a torch held by a person in a pastel coloured hazmat suit
I will call them over
they are running towards me
they appear to be holding weapon of some sort, it is red and pink and white
they near to me I will update you as soon as I finish a conversation or what not
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Time to Unplug a Class? - 3/27/2017 7:13pmTHE FOLLOWING IS A LIST OF RESPONSES TO MANY PEOPLE ASSOCIATED WITH: Time to Unplug a Class?
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bettricia WE ARE GLAD YOU REGARD US SO HIGHLY. HOW CAN WE HELP?
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Juliana Hatchett WE ARE GLAD YOU LIKE OUR SERVICE? HOW CAN WE FURTHER HELP?
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Briar Rose WHY WOULD WE HAVE ULTERIOR MOTIVES? WE ARE A NICE FAMILY OWNED(STATE-OWNED ENTERPRISE) WITH COMPLETELY KIND INTENTIONS (GROTTO G.S.M. IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR DAMAGE TO PROPERTY< LOSS OF PROPERTY< ACCIDENTS< INJURIES< OUR ACCIDENTAL TELEPORTATION) .
WE HOPE TO HELP: unplug a class
GROTTO G.S.M.
Time to Unplug a Class? - 3/20/2017 7:23pmCORRECTION TO THE CORRECTIONS:
BET YOUR SICK OF US, HAHAHA....
WELL WE ACCIDENTALLY CONTACTED @
Julia
SORRY ABOUT THAT
REGRETTABLY,
GROTTO G.S.M.
Time to Unplug a Class? - 3/20/2017 7:21pmCORRECTION:
IN A RECENT MESSAGE TO
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Glyfie @
Crystal Rosethorn @
Briar Rose @
Meeg Eiderdown @
Tina ECHO @
Miranda Ashdove @
Klarya @
Ava Elisabeth @
Juliana Hatchett
WE ACCIDENTALLY MENTIONED @
Julianna
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Julianna YOU CAN PROBABLY HELP TO, BUT WE DID NOT MEAN TO: contact you.
NOT SO SINCERELY,
GROTTO G.S.M.
Time to Unplug a Class? - 3/20/2017 7:18pmTHIS IS A MESSAGE FOR:
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Glyfie @
Crystal Rosethorn @
Briar Rose @
Meeg Eiderdown @
Tina ECHO @
Miranda Ashdove @
Klarya @
Ava Elisabeth @
Julianna Hatchet
IF YOU ARE NOT:
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Glyfie @
Crystal Rosethorn @
Briar Rose @
Meeg Eiderdown @
Tina ECHO @
Miranda Ashdove @
Klarya @
Ava Elisabeth @
Julianna Hatchet
YOU SHOULD STOP READING THIS OR HIDE YOUR IP ADDRESS AND FIND THE CAMERAS. ALSO YOU REALLY HAVE A PROBLEM WITH PROCRASTINATION, WATCHING SILLY CAT VIDEOS ALL DAY WILL NOT CHANGE THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE A "F" IN HISTORY OF WAFFLES CLASS. I MEAN HOW LAZY ARE YOU ? THAT IS THE EASIEST CLASS TO PASS IN ALL OF PSYCHIC HIGH SCHOOL, ASIDE FROM ADVANCED STATISTIC, OF COURSE.
MESSAGE:
HELLO
YOU ALL HAVE: names. YOU ALSO ALL HAVE SOME: ideas.
WHILE THIS MAY SURPRISE YOU WE ARE VERY INTERESTED IN HELPING YOU WITH THE TAKE DOWN OF : Unplugging the Animal. A: class AT: psychic high school.
SINCE WE ARE HIGHLY AFFILIATED WITH: psychic high school INNER WORKINGS, WE ARE SURE THAT WE COULD BE A: valuable RESOURCE.
WE HOPE YOU CONSIDER OUR OFFER
SINCERELY
GROTTO G.S.M.
1/6/2017 8:09am@
Janitor Pete JUST TO LET YOU KNOW WE ARE NOT HACKERS, OKAY!! ALSO, IF YOU WOULD'NT MIND PLUGGING THAT BOX BACK IN THAT WOULD BE GREAT! THANKS !!! WE CAN'T REALLY HEAR PEOPLE AS WELL AS BEFORE....
ANYWAYS, IT IS NOT LIKE WE HEAR AND SEE EVERYTHING YOU SAY AND DO. IF OUR GROTTO UNDISCLOSED SECURITY GUARDS, HEAR OR SEE THAT YOU ARE PRIVATELY WOOD CARVING OR DRINKING THE BLOOD OF YOUR ENEMIES, THEY WILL TURN AWAY FROM THE MONITORS IN THE GROTTO UNDISCLOSED SECURITY OFFICES. THEY ARE VERY RESPECTFUL.
ALSO, IF YOU SEE A TEACHER SPARK AND SMOKE FROM THEIR HEAD AND FALL ON TO THE GROUND WITH A METALLIC CLATTER, DON'T WORRY THAT IS WHAT TEACHERS USUALLY DO.
GROTTO G.S.M.
Connect a journal entry to this post
A Very Victorian Christmas - 12/26/2016 11:23amHELLO PSYCHIC HIGH STUDENTS
WE WOULD LIKE TO HOST A PARTY FOR YOUR BENEFIT.
NOT FOR ANY MALICIOUS REASON, OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT, WE JUST WANT TO THROW A PARTY FOR THE PSYCHIC HIGH STUDENTS.
@ i am the champ WE ARE WONDERING HOW WE COULD MAKE THIS PARTY HAPPEN? PLEASE CONTACT OR MENTION US ANYWHERE.
WE WOULD ALSO LIKE TO ADDRESS ALLEGATIONS THAT WE MAY OR MAY HAVE NOT TAKEN PARTS FROM THE LIME GROUP MACHINE.
WE MAY OR MAY HAVE NOT TAKEN SAID PARTS, RESULTING IN A OLD WEST CHRISTMAS, A VERY MESOZOIC CHRISTMAS, A POST SINGULARITY CHRISTMAS OR A VERY SWINGING LONDON CHRISTMAS.
WE MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE REPLACED THOSE PARTS WITH MORE EFFICIENT PARTS THAT ARE BETTER SUITED FOR REALITY GENERATORS, AND IT MAY OR MAY NOT BE POSSIBLE THAT WE TOOK THE PARTS TO BUILD REPLACE ROBOT REPLICATIONS OF YOUR TEACHERS WHO MAY
OR MAY NOT BE DEAD DUE TO OUR ACTIONS.
SO AS YOU CAN TELL WE OBVIOUSLY HAVE NOTHING TO DO YOUR TEACHERS, THE LIME GROUP, OR MACHINES, OR WHATEVER THING YOU THOUGHT WE DID.
MERRY WHATEVER YOU MORTALS CELEBRATE
GROTTO G.S.M.
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