HELLO EVERYONE!!

WE HAVE TWO ANNOUNCEMENTS:
{i} WE NOW HAVE A TWITTER ( GROTTO_GSM_INC ).
{ii} WE NOW HAVE A NEW LOGO.
WHILE THE TWITTER IS MOSTLY OUT OF REQUIREMENT, THIS NEW LOGO IS A SYMBOLIC SHOW OF OUR NEW MISSION.

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GROTTO G.S.M. INC.
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HELLO EVERYONE!!
HERE ARE THE DETAILS FOR YOUR FIRST MAJOR PROJECT WRITTEN BY YOUR PROFESSOR:

Hello Students!
If you have been attending classes, you would know that we have been studying why molecular structure matters, when it comes to your finances. Your project is to either:
i. Complete a 500 word essay arguing either pro or con to the statement, "Adding more molecules to your own physical form is a moral and effective way to open yourself to new investment opportunities.
ii. Create a short five minute presentation or video on the adverse effects of molecule swapping.
-or-
iii. Create a scene with a partner illustrating the difference between molecule swapping and molecular sharing.
This project is due this Friday. You can turn in essays or scripts in your journal or in hard copy during class. Grades are based on the text (or video, slides, etc.) you create for the assignment. Not all students will present in class, for the sake of time, and will be picked randomly to present. If you would like to present, please contact me prior to the due date, so I can make sure you can.

Thank you
Professor Branigan

IF YOU HAVE QUESTIONS ASK THEM WITH #DEARBRANIGAN ,SO WE CAN FORWARD THEM TO HER.

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GROTTO G.S.M. INC.
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HELLO EVERYONE!!

UPWARD MOBILITY AND THE MODERN WORKER HAS BEGUN WITH PROFESSOR A. BRANIGAN. IF YOU DON'T ALREADY KNOW, BECAUSE YOU ARE BEING FOOLISH ( COUGH COUGH @Marble Sanders COUGH ) , THE CLASS HAS ALREADY BEGUN AND YOU SHOULD BE ATTENDING THE CLASS EACH DAY. TEXTBOOKS AND ALL CLASS MATERIALS HAVE ALREADY BEEN PASSED OUT IN CLASS. IF YOU ARE REGISTERED, IT WILL SHOW UP AS YOUR 5th PERIOD OR *8th PERIOD CLASS AND THAT IS WHEN YOU WILL ATTEND THE CLASS. THE FLOATING AMPHITHEATER I IS QUITE OBVIOUS, BUT IF YOU NEED HELP FINDING YOUR WAY PLEASE CONTACT @Big Jim , NOT US. SPECIAL ASSIGNMENTS OR NEWS IN THE CLASS WILL BE POSTED BY US.

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HELLO EVERYONE!!

@Marbles Sanders ALL LATE STUDENTS HAVE TO PAY A 100 DOLLAR FEE.

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HELLO EVERYONE!!

WE WOULD LIKE TO OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCE OUR PARTNERSHIP WITH
THE @Bimpliboos !! WE HAVE RECENTLY TESTED THEM WITH THE TRANS-DIMENSIONAL BEDS, BUT NOW IT IS OFFICIAL, WE WILL BE WORKING WITH THE @Bimpliboos TO DEVELOP NEW AND INNOVATIVE TECHNOLOGY THAT WE CAN ALL BE PROUD OF!!

NOW CASUAL READERS, MOVE ALONG, BECAUSE THE FOLLOWING IS HEARTFELT AND IS FOR THE LOYAL CUSTOMER WE KNOW YOU ARE.

AT FIRST WE THOUGHT, "THERE IS NO NEED FOR ANNOUNCEMENT," BUT THEN WE REMEMBER THAT WE HAVE TURNED A NEW LEAF. WE ARE NO LONGER HIDING ANYTHING, EVEN A LITTLE PARTNERSHIP THAT IS 100 PERCENT LEGAL. THE NEW GROTTO G.S.M. INC. IS DEDICATED TO THREE THINGS:
1. THE CUSTOMER
2. THE CUSTOMER
AND 3. WRITING IN ALL CAPS AT ALL TIMES.
SO WHILE YOU MIGHT THINK THIS ANNOUNCEMENT IS INSIGNIFICANT AND FOOLISH, IT IS PROOF THAT WE ARE STICKING TO OUR WORD AND VALUING THE CUSTOMER NOT JUST ONCE, BUT TWICE.

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GROTTO G.S.M. INC.
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HELLO EVERYONE!!

WELL, @Carol Song , YOU ARE TURNING OUT TO BE THE BEST THING TO HAPPEN TO THE UPWARD MOBILITY AND THE MODERN WORKER CLASS , SINCE THE CLASS WAS INVENTED!! THIS PUBLICITY, WE MEAN, YOUR QUESTIONS ARE GREAT FOR SHOWING HOW GREAT THIS CLASS IS!!

TO RESPOND TO YOUR QUERY, WHILE MANY OF THE LOW BROW CLASSES ARE USING SOME OLD PROJECTION TRASH, WE ARE USING A STATE OF THE ART FLOATING AMPHITHEATER WITH SURROUND SOUND AND COZY SOFT FOAM CHAIRS. THIS CLASS IS NOT ONLY INCREDIBLY BENEFICIAL, BUT INCREDIBLY LUXURIOUS!!

AS A REMINDER TO ALL STUDENTS, THE START DATE FOR THIS CLASS IS THIS THURSDAY! THE LAST DAY YOU CAN APPLY FOR THIS CLASS IS THIS WEDNESDAY, SO IF YOU WANT TO TAKE THIS FANTASTIC AND VALUABLE CLASS, PLEASE APPLY BY TOMORROW!!


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GROTTO G.S.M. INC.
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HELLO EVERYONE!!
RECENTLY, @Carol Song , POSTED A JOURNAL ON THE NEWEST AND GREATEST CLASS CALLED UPWARD MOBILITY AND THE MODERN WORKER WITH PROF. A. BRANIGAN.

CONCERNING THE VALUE OF THIS CLASS, IT WILL MOST DEFINITE MAKE YOUR TRANSCRIPT LOOK EVEN MORE DELECTABLE TO ANY ADMISSION BOARD, BUT BEYOND THAT THIS CLASS HAS ENDLESS APPLICATIONS TO YOUR DAILY LIFE. AFTER ALL, YOU ARE THE MODERN WORKER.

THIS CLASS WILL NOT ONLY TEACH YOU ABOUT BUSINESS, BUT THE BUSINESS OF YOUR OWN LIFE. AS TODAY'S MODERN WORKER, YOU WILL FIND THAT YOU, AS A PERSON ARE A BRAND. YOU ADVERTISE YOUR INTERESTS AND BELIEFS ON SOCIAL MEDIA, YOU CRAFT PERFECTLY SELECTED SEGMENTS OF REALITY TO SEEN BY YOUR CLASSMATES IN YOUR JOURNALS, AND YOU WRITE ESSAYS AND PROJECTS TO PROJECT A CERTAIN IMAGE OF INTELLIGENCE AND SOPHISTICATION. UPWARD MOBILITY AND THE MODERN WORKER WILL ASSIST YOU IN WHATEVER CAREER PATH CHOOSE, WITH LESSONS ON FINANCE, GOAL MAKING, FINANCE MAKING, AND SO MUCH MORE.

THIS CLASS EVEN HAS A UNIT ON HOW TO PREP, COOK, AND PLATE YOUR TRANSCRIPT AND APPLICATION ESSAY TO MAKE THE TASTIEST, MOST MEMORABLE, AND/OR THE MOST EXCEPTIONAL MEAL THE ADMISSIONS BOARD HAS EVER TASTED.

FINALLY, IT APPEARS THERE HAS BEEN SOME CONFUSION ON WHAT GROTTO G.S.M. INC. IS.
WE ARE QUITE SIMPLY GROTTO GHOST SERVER MANAGEMENT INCORPORATED. WHILE OUR INTERESTS HAVE BRANCHED OUT OF THE GHOST SERVER MANAGEMENT OR THE GSM WORLD, PER SAY, WE ARE STILL MAINLY A GHOST SERVER MANAGEMENT COMPANY.

WE ARE AKIN TO GOOGLE( PRE-WORLD DOMINATION). A TECH COMPANY CREATED BY MORTALS THAT HAS EXPANDED INTO A INNOVATION MACHINE WITH IT'S HANDS IN MANY COOKIE JARS. GOOGLE WENT FROM A SEARCH ENGINE TO CYBORG SENTIENT PLANETS WITH 100% WIFI CONNECTIVITY!

WHILE GOOGLE, THE SEARCH ENGINE THAT IS, IS NOW MOSTLY OBSOLETE, AND NOW THAT GOOGLE OWNS 50% OF EARTH'S LANDMASS, THEY ARE NO LONGER STILL BY THEIR FIRST PURPOSE, BUT WE GUARANTEE YOU, GROTTO G.S.M. INC. WILL FOREVER AND ALWAYS BE A GHOST SERVER MANAGEMENT COMPANY, WITH LOYAL, BEAUTIFUL CUSTOMERS.

IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS OR THOUGHTS ON THIS COURSE, FEEL FREE TO CONTACT US.

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GROTTO G.S.M. INC.
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HELLO EVERYONE!!
WE WOULD LIKE TO LET YOU KNOW THAT WE HAVE A SPECIAL CLASS AVAILABLE.
THIS CLASS IS A BUSINESS/MANIPULATION CREDIT AND IS CALLED "UPWARD MOBILITY AND THE MODERN WORKER".
HERE IS THE DESCRIPTION:

UPWARD MOBILITY AND THE MODERN WORKER is a course designed for today's generation that wants to get informed about how they can advance in the work place and how they can succeed in their business careers!! If you are interested in business and the workplace, and would like a advice on making that "Trans-Dimensional Dream" complete with a techno-rainbow fence ! The class is taught by award winning Prof. A. Branigan, who has worked at GROTTO G.S.M. INC. and taught professionally.
The class is free and offered at many schools, get details with your school administrators.

IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS OR THOUGHTS ON THIS COURSE, FEEL FREE TO CONTACT US.

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GROTTO G.S.M. INC.
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IT APPEARS THAT MANY STUDENTS ARE FINDING THAT THEIR NEW BEDS WORK TOO WELL. WE MOSTLY NOTICED THIS BECAUSE NO SHOWED UP TO ANY CLASSES SOO...
HERE IS HOW TO SET UP YOUR BED TO ENSURE YOU WAKE UP:
1. A SMALL PLATINUM BOX IS UNDER YOUR BED.
2. YOU CAN ACTIVATE IT WITH YOUR STUDENT ID #.
3. AFTER IT IS ACTIVATED, TYPE IN THE TIME YOU WOULD LIKE TO WAKE UP, AS WELL AS WHEN YOU WANT TO FALL ASLEEP. THIS DOES NOT HAVE TO BE NUMERICAL. FOR EXAMPLE YOU COULD TYPE IN AN HOUR BEFORE FIRST PERIOD OR 7:00 AM TO GET THE SAME RESULT. EXAMPLES OF NON-NUMERICAL TIMES ARE FALL ASLEEP AFTER I FINISH MY CHORES, WAKE UP SO I HAVE OPTIMAL CHANCE OF GETTING A HOT, DELICIOUS BREAKFAST FROM THE GROTTO pop stand. ALL OF THIS IS ACCEPTABLE, BECAUSE THE BED IS ALL KNOWING YADA YADA YADA.
4. IF YOU WANT TO JUST SIT ON YOUR BED SWITCH IT TO THE CHILL SETTING. THERE IS A SPECIFIC SWITCH ON THE BOX THAT WILL CHANGE IT TO THAT MODE.

OBVIOUSLY, NOT THAT COMPLICATED. HONESTLY, WE THOUGH YOU COULD JUST FIGURE IT, BUT WHATEVER, YOU ARE MORTAL.

IF YOU HAVE ANYMORE QUESTIONS, PLEASE CONTACT US IN ANYWAY YOU CAN.

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GROTTO G.S.M. INC.
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THROUGHOUT HISTORY SENTIENT CAKES HAVE BEEN DISCRIMINATED, IN WAYS MANY CANNOT EVEN IMAGINE.

OUR CAKE WALK, WE THOUGHT, WOULD DISPLAY, WHAT WE BELIEVE AND WHAT IS TRUE, BUT IT STILL APPEARS THAT OUR MESSAGE IS NOT CLEAR.

WE KNOW IT IS CONTROVERSIAL FOR A BUSINESS TO ADVERTISE THEIR SPECIFIC BELIEFS, BUT LOOSING BUSINESS IS WORTH THIS MESSAGE BEING SENT INTO THE UNIVERSE.

WE MIGHT NOT BE THE NICEST COMPANY, WE MIGHT NOT HAVE BEEN THE MOST LEGAL COMPANY, WE MIGHT OCCASIONALLY FRAME PEOPLE FOR MURDER, BUT AT THE HEART OF HEARTS (OF COURSE,WE DON'T ACTUALLY HAVE HEARTS DUE TO BEING A MIND HIVE, BUT IT IS A FIGURE OF SPEECH) WE CAN SEE THE TRUTH.

AND FROM THIS DAY FORWARD GROTTO G.S.M. INC. WILL NOT HIDE THE TRUTH ABOUT OUR WORLD.

FROM THIS DAY FORWARD GROTTO G.S.M. INC. WILL NOT HIDE BEHIND THE IDEA THAT WE WILL LOOSE BUSINESS IN "OTHER" COUNTRIES.

FROM THIS DAY FORWARD GROTTO G.S.M. INC. WILL NOT IGNORE OUR BELIEFS FOR THE SAKE OF MONEY.

FROM THIS DAY FORWARD WE DECLARE THAT WE ARE PRO PSYCHIC HIGH, WE ARE PRO INVASIVE TECHNOLOGY, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY

WE ARE PRO CAKE.

@Lady Baltimore, YOU WILL RECEIVE THE PRIZES YOU WERE AWARDED AND THAT YOUR EARNED.

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GROTTO G.S.M. INC.
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