NOW FOR A GRAND ANNOUNCEMENT:

WE ARE REPLACING EVERY SINGLE BED IN PSYCHIC HIGH WITH BRAND NEW TRANS-DIMENSIONAL SHAPE FOAM BEDS!! WE HAVE NOTICED THAT THE BEDS IN MANY OF THE DORMS ARE NOT VERY ADAPTABLE TO MANY OF YOUR FORMS AND ARE JUST OLD AND SWEATY AND TERRIBLE.

SO, WE CALLED UP OUR DEITY DEPARTMENT AND ASKED THEM TO BUILD US A BED, THAT WOULD BE SO ADAPTABLE THAT IT WOULD DEFY THE LAWS OF THE UNIVERSE. THAT BED IS THE NEW TRANS-DIMENSIONAL SHAPE FOAM BED.

OF COURSE, IF YOU PREFER THE OLD BED IN YOUR DORM THAT IS CHILL, BUT THIS ONE IS BETTER. "WHY IS BETTER?" YOU MAY ASK, WELL PSYCHIC HIGH STUDENTS, STAFF, AND WIZARDS, THIS BED IS THE HEIGHT OF SLEEP TECHNOLOGY. EACH BED ADAPTS TO YOUR FORM BOTH PHYSICAL AND MENTAL. THE BED ACCOMMODATES MULTIDIMENSIONAL BEINGS, AS WELL AS ANTIDIMENSIONAL BEINGS AND EVERYONE IN BETWEEN AND OUTSIDE.

THIS BED IS SO HIGH TECH THAT IT COULD CREATE THE PERFECT SLEEP EXPERIENCE FOR BOTH A NEW BORN SUPER NOVA AND A BLACK HOLE!!! THIS BED IS SO ADAPTABLE THAT LITERALLY ANYONE WILL SLEEP SOUNDLY ON IT. ANYONE!!

NOW WE HEAR YOU, "THIS JUST SOUNDS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE," AND WE KNOW THAT, SO, IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE NEW BED WILL SWAP IT BACK WITH YOUR OLD BED. AND OF COURSE, YOU CAN DECLINE THIS MAJESTIC CREATION, EVEN THOUGH WE DON'T RECOMMEND IT!

AND YOU MIGHT BE THINKING, "IS THIS A DEVIOUS PLOT?", AND PLEASE, WE HAVE ALREADY THROWN YOU AND YOUR SCHOOL A DEVIOUS-PLOT-FREE BACK-TO-SCHOOL BALL, AND AS PREVIOUSLY STATED WE ARE NOT INTERESTED IN DEVIOUS PLOTS ANYMORE !! WE JUST WANT TO GIVE BACK TO OUR CUSTOMERS!!

THE BEDS WILL BE MOVED IN TONIGHT AT 7:13 PM. PLEASE BE AT YOUR DORM THEN, SO YOU CAN HAVE YOUR OLD BED TAKEN AWAY AND YOUR NEW ONE INSTALLED OR DENY IT. IF YOU ARE NOT AT YOUR DORM AND DON'T HAVE SOMEONE ELSE TO TELL YOUR PREFERENCE. THE BED WILL BE LEFT IN IT"S BOX AND YOU WILL HAVE TO DISPOSE OF YOUR OLD BED AS WELL AS ASSEMBLE YOUR NEW ONE OR RETURN IT TO THE GROTTO G.S.M. INC. SECURITY OFFICES.

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THE WINNERS OF THE CAKE WALK ARE:


IN THIRD PLACE, OUR VERY OWN INTERN #00815 WITH Pumpkin Princess DRESSED IN A ELEGANT, FLOWING MAGENTA BALL GOWN. THEIR AWARDS ARE A $100 GIFT CARD TO JOANN'S FABRIC AND MISCELLANEOUS ORGANS, AS WELL AS A $50 GIFT CARD TO FROSTING AND GLAZES INC.!

IN SECOND PLACE, @Lady Baltimore WITH BEAUTIFUL Chocolate Babka DRESSED IN A PERFECTLY FITTED OFF THE SHOULDER GOWN IN A GORGEOUS CREAM COLOR. THEIR AWARDS ARE A $500 GIFT CARD TO JOANN'S FABRIC AND MISCELLANEOUS ORGANS, AS WELL AS A THANKSGIVING GETAWAY FOR 2, IN SCREAMING STREAMS, NEVADA!

AND IN FIRST PLACE, @Julissa Uitvlugt WITH MAJESTIC Alaska Dream DRESSED IN A HOLOGRAPHIC SUIT JACKET, PERFECTLY TAILORED PINK JUMPSUIT AND A INDESCRIBABLE FLOWING SCARF. THEIR AWARDS ARE A $500 GIFT CARD TO JOANN'S FABRIC AND MISCELLANEOUS ORGANS, AS WELL AS A WINTER GETAWAY TO PARIS, FRANCE!

EVERYONE WHO PARTICIPATED WILL RECEIVE A PASS FOR FREE BOARDING AND CARE FOR THEIR CAKE, CLAIMABLE AT THE GROTTO G.S.M. INC. SECURITY OFFICES.


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THE FESTIVITIES HAVE WINDED DOWN AND WE ARE GLAD TO SAY THE BALL WAS AN OVERWHELMING SUCCESS!! WE WILL ANNOUNCE THE CAKE WALK WINNERS LIST AND PRIZES, AS WELL AS A SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT TOMORROW.

WE HOPE THIS WAS A GREAT END TO YOUR SUMMER AND WE HOPE YOU HAVE AN ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL SCHOOL YEAR!!

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HELLO EVERYONE!!!!!
THE BONFIRE HAS BEEN LIT, CAKE WALK IS IN FULL SWING, AND YOU ARE ALL HERE HAVING FUN!!!
MANY OF ASKED WHERE THE GROTTO G.S.M. INC. STAFF WAS, SINCE IT IS OPERATED ENTIRELY BY STUDENTS WHO NEEDED A JOB.
WE ARE JUST CHILLING AT HOME, PARTIES ARE JUST NOT OUR SCENE.
FEEL FREE TO ADD YOUR STORY AND SUMMARY OF THE BALL!!!

THANK YOU!!!

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HELLO EVERYONE !!

TODAY IS LAST CALL FOR ANYTHING YOU WANT TO BURN IN THE SACRIFICIAL BONFIRE. WE, WELL OUR GREMLINS, WILL BE TAKING THE BINS TO THE DESIGNATED BURN SIGHT AT MIDNIGHT TONIGHT. THE FIRE WILL LIT PRECISELY AT 3:17 PM ON AUGUST 19TH AND ALL YOUR PRECIOUS, PRECIOUS BURNABLE MATERIALS WILL BURN LIKE SO MANY OF US BEFORE.

SUBMISSIONS FOR THE CAKE WALK WILL BE ACCEPTED UNTIL MIDNIGHT TOMORROW. WE ARE VERY EXCITED TO SEE ALL YOUR SUBMISSIONS.

IT APPEARS THAT NO ONE HAS FOUND THE LEVEL 8 BOUNCY HOUSE, SO, HERE IS A CLUE:

PATHS UNCOVERED NEVER FORGET.
YOUR STEPS FALL WITH PAINED SILENCE, EVEN SILENCED PAIN.
A HOLLOWED HILL ALWAYS KNOWS THAT YOU ARE HERE,
NO MATTER HOW MUCH
YOU
SEE
TOUCH
SMELL
TASTE
FEEL
OR
HEAR

HOPEFULLY THAT IS HELPFUL!! IT HELPS WITH A LOT OF THINGS SO MAKE SURE TO COPY IT DOWN.

WE ARE SURPRISED AT THE AMAZING SUPPORT FOR THIS EVENT AND WE THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!! WE CAN'T WAIT TO SEE, HEAR, FEEL, SMELL, AND TASTE YOU AT THIS GLORIOUS EVENT!!

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HELLO. WE HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT.
DUE TO OVERWHELMING SUPPORT OF THE BACK-TO-SCHOOL SACRIFICIAL BALL, WE HAVE INVESTED IN ANOTHER FEATURE FOR THIS FANTASTIC EVENT.

WE HAVE ADDED A CAKE WALK!
WE WILL POST THE DETAILS HERE FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE:
1. ONCE YOU ARRIVE WITH YOUR CAKE, YOU WILL GET A TICKET IDENTIFYING YOUR CAKE AND THE TIME YOUR CAKE WILL BE ON WALK.
2. THE WALK IS JUST THE TRADITIONAL CAT-WALK, BUT WE HAVE PAID FOR A PROFESSIONAL LIGHT SHOW.
3. EACH CAKE WILL DO THEIR STRUT DOWN THE WALK IN UNDER 1 MINUTE. IF YOUR CAKE GOES OVER THE TIME LIMIT, IT WILL BE DISQUALIFIED.
4. PROFESSIONAL PHOTOGRAPHY AND CINEMATOGRAPHY WILL BE TAKEN AND YOU CAN CLAIM THE PHOTOS AND VIDEOS AFTER THE EVENT. IF YOU WANT TO RECORD YOUR OWN STUFF, OKAY, BUT YOUR IPHONE IN THE MIDDLE OF A PULSATING AND SCREAMING CROWD WILL NOT BE ,AS GOOD AS WHAT WE DO. ALSO, JUST ENJOY THE MOMENT. YOU MADE THAT CAKE, YOU TAUGHT THAT CAKE, YOU DESERVE TO SEE THEIR HOMEMADE FASHIONS IN ALL THEIR GLORY, WITH YOUR OWN EYES, NOT THROUGH A TINY SCREEN.
5. ALL FASHION MUST BE MADE BY CAKE.
6. A PSYCHIC SCAN WILL BE DONE TO ENSURE THAT YOUR CAKE MADE THE FASHION. IF THE FASHION WAS MADE BY YOU OR SOMEONE ELSE OR SOMETHING ELSE, YOU AND YOUR CAKE WILL BE DISQUALIFIED
7. PRIZES WILL BE AWARDED TO THE TOP THREE CAKES AND THEIR BAKERS

WE HOPE TO SEE YOU, FEEL YOU, TASTE YOU, HEAR YOU, AND SMELL YOU AT THE BALL, AS WELL AS YOU AND YOUR CAKE DURING THE CAKE WALK.


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OK EVERYONE, THE DATE FOR THE BACK-TO-SCHOOL SACRIFICIAL BALL HAS BEEN CONFIRMED. IT IS ON THE 19TH OF AUGUST AND WILL OCCUR FROM DAWN TO DUSK. YOU CAN COME AT ANY TIME AND LEAVE AT ANY TIME, INCLUDING BEFORE THE DATE THE 19TH AND AFTER THE 19TH BUT IT IS HIGHLY SUGGESTED THAT YOU SHOULD BE THERE FROM DAWN TO DUSK ON THE 19TH.

WE WOULD ALSO LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THE ADDITION OF A LEVEL 8 BOUNCY HOUSE. WE REPEAT A LEVEL 8 BOUNCY HOUSE.
THIS BOUNCY HOUSE IS NOT GOING TO BE SPECIFICALLY AT THE BALL, BUT WE THOUGHT YOU MIGHT WANT TO KNOW, SO YOU CAN SEARCH FOR IT AND CAPTURE IT.

WE WOULD ALSO LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THAT WE WANT TO HEAR/SEE/FEEL/TASTE YOUR INPUT! IF YOU HAVE AN IDEA OR REQUEST FOR THE BALL FEEL FREE (OR TRAPPED, WE DON'T JUDGE) TO TELL US WHAT YOU WANT!

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ANOTHER UPDATE ON THE BACK-TO-SCHOOL SACRIFICIAL BALL:
APPARENTLY, IT IS NOT NEXT THURSDAY. THANKS TO OUR EVENT PLANNER, WE RELEASED THE WRONG DATE.
SORRY
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QUICK UPDATE ON THE BACK-TO-SCHOOL SACRIFICIAL BALL.
THE DRESS IS FORMAL, SO PLEASE DON'T SHOW UP IN A PINATA SUIT OR BANANA SKIRT , BECAUSE THIS IS A CLASSY EVENT.

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HELLO EVERYONE.
WE HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT.
AS A BACK-TO-SCHOOL GIFT, WE WILL BE HOLDING A SACRIFICIAL BALL IN HONOR OF PSYCHIC HIGH AND IT'S STUDENTS.
NOW,YOU MIGHT BE THINKING "THIS SOUNDS LIKE A CRUEL CELEBRATION."
WE ASSURE YOU THAT THE ONLY THING THAT WILL BE SACRIFICED IS OUR HARD EARNED CASH AND TIME. THE "SACRIFICIAL" PART OF THE NAME DENOTES THAT IT IS MEANT APPEASE THE TRUE RULERS OF OUR COMPANY, THE CUSTOMER. THE ONLY THING REMOTELY SACRIFICIAL WILL BE THE GIANT BONFIRE FUELED BY TWO METRIC TONS OF COMPANY DOCUMENTS AND BANK STATEMENTS. FEEL FREE TO BRING YOUR OWN, HECK, BRING YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE OR IF YOU ARE FEELING REALLY WILD, YOUR DEATH CERTIFICATE. WHATEVER DOCUMENT YOU WANT TO GO AWAY, YOU CAN THROW IT IN.
NOW YOU MIGHT SAY, "THIS SOUNDS LIKE A DEVIOUS PLOT."
AND WE ASSURE YOU, AS SECURITY HAS INCREASED, OUR DESIRE FOR DEVIOUS PLOTS HAS DECREASED, AND AT THIS POINT, WE ARE JUST SO SICK OF EVERYTHING. WE DON'T EVEN HAVE THE ENERGY TO STEAL YOUR BRAIN OR FRAME PEOPLE FOR CRIMES THEY DID NOT COMMIT OR REPLACE YOUR TEACHER WITH ROBOT CLONES ANYMORE. WE ARE JUST TIRED AND WOULD LIKE TO MAKE PROFITS ,AS LEGAL AND AS INVASIVE AS YOU WANT THEM TO BE(MEANING VERY LEGAL AND VERY INVASIVE). ANYWAYS, WE ARE ARE SORRY FOR GETTING SO PERSONAL, AND WE HOPE TO SEE YOU, HEAR YOU, SMELL YOU, AND TASTE YOU AT THE SACRIFICIAL BALL UPCOMING THIS THURSDAY.

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