HELLO EVERYONE!

THE GGSMSSAEAPC HAS BEEN RUNNING INCREDIBLY SMOOTHLY THESE PAST TWO MONTHS.

@Anita Hairtie AND HER TEAM HAS BEEN DOING AWARD WINNING* RESEARCH ON THE STUDENTS OF PSYCHIC HIGH SCHOOL AND HAS BEEN KEEPING OUR CAMPUS SAFER THAN ANYTHING. ALL WHILE INVADING 0 PRIVACIES. NOT EVEN ONE PRIVACY HAS BEEN INVADED BY THIS AMAZING SAFETY TEAM.
I THINK IT IS SAFE TO SAY THAT OUR HISTORY OF PRIVACY INVASION HAS BEEN BURIED LONG AGO AND IS NOW FOLLOWED BY AN ERA OF THE MOST PRIVATE, RESPECTFUL ACTIVITY ANYONE CAN PHYSICALLY MUSTER.

@Medusa Oblongata IS EMPOWERING THE NEW STUDENT PRESS, THE INCORPORATED TIMES. IN FACT, THE @Bimpliboo RESEARCH DEPARTMENT FINDS THAT MEDUSA'S NEW STUDENT PRESS IS PERHAPS THE MOST EMPOWERED THING TO EVER EXIST EVER.

@EmilyDH IS AS ALWAYS RELIABLE AT KEEPING THE CAMPUS VERY PATROLLED. ON EMILY'S WATCH, WE BET THAT EVERY CORNER AND EDGE OF THE CAMPUS IS BEING PROPERLY WATCHED. NOTHING COULD GET PAST EMILY, NOT EVEN A COMPANY USING STUDENTS AS TEST SUBJECTS OR MANIPULATING THE INFORMATION STUDENTS RECEIVE. EMILY KEEPS A FAITHFUL WATCH TO MAKE SURE THAT YOUR PRIVACIES ARE RESPECTED BY EVERYONE, INCLUDING US!
YES, THAT'S RIGHT! GROTTO G.S.M IS INCREDIBLY MORAL DUE TO THE POWER OF SELF POLICING!

@Level 8 Bouncy House ! MUST WE SAY MORE! THE LEVEL 8 BOUNCY HOUSE IS A GIFT THAT KEEPS GIVING! THEIR ENDLESS SUPPORT AND WORK IS INVALUABLE TO TO THE GGSMSSSAEAPC!

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST,
@Big Jim ALWAYS KEEPS THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF INVOLVEMENT IN THE SCHOOL TO MAKE SURE ALL STUDENTS ARE INCLUDED, EVEN THE STUDENTS THAT ARE PHYSICAL EMBODIMENT'S OF COMPANIES!
YES, STUDENTS AND STAFF, YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST! GROTTO G.S.M. INC. IS TAKING CORPORATE PERSONHOOD LITERALLY AND WE WILL BE HAVING PROXY STUDENT OR TWO ATTEND PSYCHIC HIGH SCHOOL THIS UPCOMING SEMESTER TO REPRESENT US!

BUT WE MUST FOLLOW THIS GOOD NEWS WITH SOME BAD NEWS.
SOMEHOW... AND UNFORTUNATELY STUDENT SUPERVISOR ACHAVA BRANIGAN HAS RESIGNED .
SHE HAS OFFICIALLY LEFT PSYCHIC HIGH SCHOOL AND HER FINAL MESSAGE WILL BE POSTED BELOW. OVERALL, WE JUST HAVE TO SAY THAT WE WELCOME THE NEW YEAR HOPING THE SUCCESS OF THE PAST YEAR WILL TAKE US INTO A SAFE, EMPOWERED, PATROLLED AND ABOVE ALL PRIVATE YEAR.

NOW ACHAVA'S MESSAGE:

Students, I have resigned from being the Student Supervisor. I hoped I could still support you from the inside, but I am sorry. If you need to contact me, you can no longer find me here on this journal, but instead you can call me at (1-555-555-5555) and ask for Room 14 at Mary Sue's Bed and Breakfast and Amateur Good Ass Barbecue and Foot Massage.
Good Luck, Lovelies

WITH A FOND FAREWELL TO FORMER STUDENT SUPERVISOR ACHAVA BRANIGAN, WE SIGN OFF.

THANK YOU,
GROTTO G.S.M. INC.
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* AWARDS WON BY THE SAFETY TEAM INCLUDE THE:
"GROTTO G.S.M RESEARCH MERIT AWARD"
FROM GROTTO G.S.M. INC., NOV. 2018,
"really really good just awesome amounts of respect to privacy, like really good job award"
FROM @Bimpliboo RESEARCH DEPARTMENT, DEC. 2018

HELLO EVERYONE!
THE GGSMSSAEAPC HAS BEEN GOING BEAUTIFULLY!! HERE IS A MESSAGE FROM STUDENT SUPERVISOR PROFESSOR ACHAVA BRANIGAN.

Hello Students,
@Anita Hairtie , thank you for your committed and strong leadership of the Safety Team. Your team's research on mentalities is ... simply groundbreaking and, well, chilling. Continued work in this area, as well as continued tuning, oiling, and feeding of the metal detectors is incredibly important.

Anita, besides the regular, you have a special assignment this week. You and your team need to track down a certain psychic lock picker. Our information tell's us she will be brilliant on your team.

@Medusa Oblongata , You have been doing wonderfully with empowerment, but your new assignment is instituting a well managed student press. You should appoint a teacher as an adviser, Editor in Chief, Several Editors for Academics, Sports, Ops, People, Blood Sports, and Magics, as well as a medium sized staff. I feel you are up to the task, but I will be able to help in whatever way you need.

@EmilyDH .... I... just....
Thank you for your service!

@Big Jim , You are really doing wonderful at student satisfaction. This week we would like you to arrange a mixer. It should have roller skating and rotisserie zombie and a Make-Your-Own-Shiv station, you know classic party stuff.

@The Level 8 Bouncy House has been doing a gorgeous job of managing files, eating children, taking notes, drinking blood and really keeping this whole operation in check. Please continue reigning your mystery and terror upon Psychic High School.

Thank You- Branigan

HOW WONDERFUL !!! ALL THIS SAFETY! AND EMPOWERMENT! AND PATROL!! HOW WONDERFUL!! GOOD LUCK EVERYONE!
IN OTHER NEWS, WE WILL HAVE A SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT SOON!!!
LOOK OUT FOR THAT AND YOUR GGSMSSSAEAPC REPRESENTATIVES!!
THANK THE PEOPLE THAT ARE KEEPING YOU SAFE AND EMPOWERED AND PATROLLED.

THANK YOU,
GROTTO G.S.M. INC.
WE CAN ALWAYS HEAR, SEE, TASTE, FEEL, AND/OR SMELL YOU™

HELLO EVERYONE!

WE ARE EXCITED TO ANNOUNCE THAT THE GROTTO G.S.M. SPONSORED STUDENT SAFETY AND EMPOWERMENT AND PATROL CLUB IS NOW UP AND RUNNING!
BELOW IS A LIST OF CLUB LEADERS AND OTHER IMPORTANT INFORMATION!
BEFORE THE LIST, WE WOULD JUST LIKE TO THANK EVERYONE FOR MAKING THIS POSSIBLE. AT THE END OF THE DAY, WE ARE ALL HERE TOGETHER FOR STUDENTS, FOR SAFETY, FOR EMPOWERMENT AND FOR PATROL!

STUDENT SUPERVISOR- PROFESSOR ACHAVA BRANIGAN
SAFETY LEADER- @Anita Hairtie
EMPOWERMENT LEADER- @Medusa Oblongata
PATROL LEADER- @EmilyDH
STUDENT SATISFACTION LEADER- @Big Jim
SECRETARY- @Level 8 Bouncy House

PRESIDENT AND VICE PRESIDENT POSITIONS WILL BE VOTED FOR IN MONDAY'S CLUB MEETING IN THE FLOATING AMPHITHEATER. SO IF YOU WANT TO RUN, MAKE SURE WRITE YOUR SPEECHES AND PRAY TO YOUR GODS, BECAUSE YOU HAVE SOME TOUGH COMPETITION!

SECTION LEADERS (SAFETY, EMPOWERMENT, PATROL) MUST REMEMBER TO DISTRIBUTE ASSIGNMENTS GIVEN BY PROF. BRANIGAN TO THEIR SECTIONS' CLUB MEMBERS BY THIS SATURDAY.

IF YOU ARE STILL INTERESTED IN BECOMING A PART OF THE CLUB, CONTACT STUDENT SUPERVISOR ACHAVA BRANIGAN FOR CLUB OPPORTUNITIES.

AND NOW A MESSAGE FROM OUR VERY OWN, PROFESSOR ACHAVA BRANIGAN:

Hello Students
I am... I am simply ecstatic that our club is up and running. I can't wait to discover how we can promote "safety", "empowerment", and "patrol".
Anita, you and your team are in charge of setting up and maintaining metal detectors in front of the library and cafeterias due to the well know food and book rioting that has been happening int hose locations.
Medusa, your team need to distribute "A Good Student Listens" reading materials, as well as hang up posters and announcements. You can pick up the materials at the Headmasters office.
Emily, I am sorry, love. I wish you luck.
-Prof. Achava Branigan
GGSMSSSAEAPC Student Supervisor


THANK YOU,
GROTTO G.S.M. INC.
WE CAN ALWAYS HEAR, SEE, TASTE, FEEL, AND/OR SMELL YOU™

HELLO EVERYONE!

JUST AS A FRIENDLY REMINDER, APPLICATIONS FOR THE GGSMSSSAEAPC ARE DUE TOMORROW! WE ARE INCREDIBLY EXCITED FOR THIS NEW AND FANTASTIC TEAM!! ONCE ALL APPLICATIONS ARE IN, WE WILL ANNOUNCE WHO WILL BE MOVING FORWARD TO THE INTERVIEWS!!
AND NOW A MESSAGE FROM PROFESSOR BRANIGAN:

Hello Students,
While I never imagined my PhD to be used to supervisor a "STUDENT SAFETY AND EMPOWERMENT AND PATROL CLUB", and even though when I received this new position I gave out deep sigh filling every corner of my being and then washing away with numbness and decay, I am incredibly excited to lead all of you into a year of "student safety" and "empowerment".
I am not only your "student safety" and "empowerment" coach, but I also will be teaching you about patrol and security. We will meet everyday, as your fifth period and discuss assignments and relevant topics.
While I most definitely will miss teaching, this club is... this club is just... it is just as fulfilling.... as teaching...
Yours,
Prof. Achava Branigan

THANK YOU,
GROTTO G.S.M. INC.
WE CAN ALWAYS HEAR, SEE, TASTE, FEEL, AND/OR SMELL YOU™

HELLO EVERYONE!
TODAY WE ARE ANSWERING QUESTIONS ABOUT THE GGSMSSSAEAPC FROM ONE OF YOUR FELLOW STUDENTS, @Anita Hairtie ! CHECK OUT ANITA'S JOURNAL TO SEE HER QUESTIONS!!

@Anita Hairtie ,WE ARE EXCITED ABOUT YOUR INTEREST IN THE GGSMSSSAEAPC AND WOULD LOVE TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS.

FIRST OF ALL, WE WOULD NEVER ENCOURAGE USE OF PRINTERS. AS YOU MOST LIKELY KNOW, USE OF PRINTERS WAS CLASSIFIED AS A WAR CRIME BY 1949 GENEVA CONVENTION DUE TO WIDESPREAD CHAOS AND TERROR PRINTERS CREATED IN THE 1949 INK BATTLES. WE WOULD NEVER ENDORSE THESE HORRIFYING DEVICES AND WE HOPE NO PSYCHIC HIGH STUDENT EVEN DABBLES IN THE DARK ART THAT IS PRINTERS.

YOU CAN GET A PAPER COPY OF THE APPLICATION FROM THE GROTTO G.S.M. UNDISCLOSED SECURITY OFFICES, BUT IF YOU CAN'T FIND THEM DUE TO THEIR UNDISCLOSED NATURE, YOU CAN JUST TURN A DIGITAL COPY IN ON YOUR JOURNAL.

NOW, ANITA, WE UNDERSTAND YOU ARE A PRIVATE STUDENT, WHO LIKES DOING THINGS PRIVATELY, BUT WE ASSURE YOU WE ARE COMPLETELY BENEVOLENT AND WE TREASURE YOUR PRIVACY.
SURE, MAYBE IN THE PAST WE HAVE BEEN A LITTLE SKETCHY, BUT WE ASSURE YOU,
YOUR PRIVACY IS COMPLETELY SAFE WHEN IT IS IN OUR POSSESSION.

YOU ARE COMPLETELY SAFE WHEN YOUR PRIVACY IS IN OUR POSSESSION.

YOU ARE COMPLETELY SAFE WHEN YOU'RE IN OUR POSSESSION.

WHAT IS PRIVACY? WHY HAVE IT WHEN YOU COULD HAVE SAFETY?

"WHY SHOULD I TRUST YOU WITH MY PRIVACY?" YOU ASK
AND WE ASK IN REPLY, "WHY SHOULD WE TRUST YOU THAT YOUR PRIVACY IS WORTH KEEPING IN THE FIRST PLACE?!?"

WHAT IS SAFETY? THE MOST IMPORTANT THING.

WHAT IS PRIVACY? SOME MADE UP HIPPY-DIPPY CONCEPT MADE UP TO MAKE PEOPLE FEEL LIKE THEY ARE SAFE IN THEIR BUBBLES.

WELL GUESS WHAT? YOU'RE NOT SAFE IN YOUR BUBBLE. EVERYONE CAN SEE INTO YOUR BUBBLE AND THINKS YOUR JUST GROSS FOR SLEEPING IN THE NUDE AND NOT WASHING YOUR HANDS AFTER THE BATHROOM AND CRAVING FLESH PUPPETS OF YOUR EXS OUT OF RAW STEAKS AND THE
WORST OFFENSE... PUTTING TAPE OVER YOUR WEBCAM.

SO? WHAT DO YOU WANT? TO LET EVERYONE LOOK AT YOU? TO LET YOURSELF BE EXPOSED AND VULNERABLE, JUST WAITING FOR A SUDDEN AND INEVITABLE DEATH???
OR DO YOU WANT TO TRUST THE LOVING, CARING, SAFETY-GIVING GROTTO G.S.M INC.? IT'S YOUR DECISION, REALLY.

ANYWAYS!! WE HOPE THAT CLEAR UP YOUR QUESTIONS ANITA! WE ARE SO EXCITED FOR THE GGSMSSSAEAPC AND REMEMBER APPLICATIONS ARE DUE ON THE 15th (IN ELEVEN DAYS!!!)!!!

THANK YOU,
GROTTO G.S.M. INC.
WE CAN ALWAYS HEAR, SEE, TASTE, FEEL, AND/OR SMELL YOU™

HELLO EVERYONE!
TODAY WE ARE ANSWERING QUESTIONS ABOUT THE GGSMSSSAEAPC FROM ONE OF YOUR FELLOW STUDENTS, @Anita Hairtie ! CHECK OUT ANITA'S JOURNAL TO SEE HER QUESTIONS!!

@Anita Hairtie ,WE ARE EXCITED ABOUT YOUR INTEREST IN THE GGSMSSSAEAPC AND WOULD LOVE TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS.

FIRST OF ALL, WE WOULD NEVER ENCOURAGE USE OF PRINTERS. AS YOU MOST LIKELY KNOW, USE OF PRINTERS WAS CLASSIFIED AS A WAR CRIME BY 1949 GENEVA CONVENTION DUE TO WIDESPREAD CHAOS AND TERROR PRINTERS CREATED IN THE 1949 INK BATTLES. WE WOULD NEVER ENDORSE THESE HORRIFYING DEVICES AND WE HOPE NO PSYCHIC HIGH STUDENT EVEN DABBLES IN THE DARK ART THAT IS PRINTERS.

YOU CAN GET A PAPER COPY OF THE APPLICATION FROM THE GROTTO G.S.M. UNDISCLOSED SECURITY OFFICES, BUT IF YOU CAN'T FIND THEM DUE TO THEIR UNDISCLOSED NATURE, YOU CAN JUST TURN A DIGITAL COPY IN ON YOUR JOURNAL.

NOW, ANITA, WE UNDERSTAND YOU ARE A PRIVATE STUDENT, WHO LIKES DOING THINGS PRIVATELY, BUT WE ASSURE YOU WE ARE COMPLETELY BENEVOLENT AND WE TREASURE YOUR PRIVACY.
SURE, MAYBE IN THE PAST WE HAVE BEEN A LITTLE SKETCHY, BUT WE ASSURE YOU,
YOUR PRIVACY IS COMPLETELY SAFE WHEN IT IS IN OUR POSSESSION.

YOU ARE COMPLETELY SAFE WHEN YOUR PRIVACY IS IN OUR POSSESSION.

YOU ARE COMPLETELY SAFE WHEN YOU'RE IN OUR POSSESSION.

WHAT IS PRIVACY? WHY HAVE IT WHEN YOU COULD HAVE SAFETY?

"WHY SHOULD I TRUST YOU WITH MY PRIVACY?" YOU ASK
AND WE ASK IN REPLY, "WHY SHOULD WE TRUST YOU THAT YOUR PRIVACY IS WORTH KEEPING IN THE FIRST PLACE?!?"

WHAT IS SAFETY? THE MOST IMPORTANT THING.

WHAT IS PRIVACY? SOME MADE UP HIPPY-DIPPY CONCEPT MADE UP TO MAKE PEOPLE FEEL LIKE THEY ARE SAFE IN THEIR BUBBLES.

WELL GUESS WHAT? YOU'RE NOT SAFE IN YOUR BUBBLE. EVERYONE CAN SEE INTO YOUR BUBBLE AND THINKS YOUR JUST GROSS FOR SLEEPING IN THE NUDE AND NOT WASHING YOUR HANDS AFTER THE BATHROOM AND CRAVING FLESH PUPPETS OF YOUR EXS OUT OF RAW STEAKS AND THE
WORST OFFENSE... PUTTING TAPE OVER YOUR WEBCAM.

SO? WHAT DO YOU WANT? TO LET EVERYONE LOOK AT YOU? TO LET YOURSELF BE EXPOSED AND VULNERABLE, JUST WAITING FOR A SUDDEN AND INEVITABLE DEATH???
OR DO YOU WANT TO TRUST THE LOVING, CARING, SAFETY-GIVING GROTTO G.S.M INC.? IT'S YOUR DECISION, REALLY.

ANYWAYS!! WE HOPE THAT CLEAR UP YOUR QUESTIONS ANITA! WE ARE SO EXCITED FOR THE GGSMSSSAEAPC AND REMEMBER APPLICATIONS ARE DUE ON THE 15th (IN ELEVEN DAYS!!!)!!!

THANK YOU,
GROTTO G.S.M. INC.
WE CAN ALWAYS HEAR, SEE, TASTE, FEEL, AND/OR SMELL YOU™

HELLO EVERYONE!!

HERE IS THE APPLICATION!
THEY ARE DUE SEPTEMBER 15TH....THIS YEAR...UH WHATEVER YEAR YOU LIVE IN IS FINE, JUST TURN THEM IN TO THE UNDISCLOSED GROTTO SECURITY OFFICERS AND HERE ON THE JOURNAL!

GGSMSSSAEAPC APPLICATION:

QUESTION ONE: IF YOU HAVE ONE, WHAT IS YOUR NAME, GRADE, AND/OR AGE?

QUESTION TWO: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT SAFETY AND EMPOWERMENT?

QUESTION THREE: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT STUDENTS?

QUESTION FOUR: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT GROTTO GHOST MANAGEMENT INCORPORATED?

QUESTION FIVE: OH STAWWPP IT , YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SO SWEET!! WHAT DO YOU REALLY THINK ABOUT GROTTO GHOST MANAGEMENT INCORPORATED?

QUESTION SIX: AWW YOU ARE TOO NICE! OMGGGG!! ARE YOU SURE??

QUESTION SEVEN: WHAT EXPERIENCE DO YOU HAVE IN LEADERSHIP, SECURITY, OBEYING ORDERS, OR IN COMPANY SPONSORED STUDENT SAFETY AND EMPOWERMENT AND PATROL CLUBS?

QUESTION EIGHT: WHY DO YOU WANT TO BE IN THE GGSMSSSAEAPC?

QUESTION NINE: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT PASTEL COLORS?

QUESTION TEN: HAVE YOU EVER:
A) GIVEN US UP
B) LET US DOWN
C) RAN AROUND AND DESERTED US
C) MADE US CRY
D) SAID GOODBYE TO US
E) TOLD A LIE AND HURT US
F) SAID YOU WERE NEVER GONNA DO THE ABOVE


THANK YOU,
GROTTO G.S.M. INC.
WE CAN ALWAYS HEAR, SEE, TASTE, FEEL, AND/OR SMELL YOU™

HELLO EVERYONE!

WE HOPE YOU'VE EXCUSED OUR SUMMER MISHAPS, BECAUSE GROTTO G.S.M. INC. IS BRINGING YOU A BRAND NEW EXPERIENCE FOR THE UPCOMING SCHOOL YEAR!
WHILE IN THE PAST WE HAVE SPONSORED QUALITY CLASSES, WE HAVE DECIDED TO TAKE A NEW APPROACH TO EMPOWERING AND HELPING THE STUDENT BODY!

WE ARE LAUNCHING GROTTO G.S.M. SPONSORED STUDENT SAFETY AND EMPOWERMENT AND PATROL CLUB, OR GGSMSSSAEAPC FOR SHORT!!!!!!!!!!

NOW WE CAN'T TELL YOU EVERYTHING JUST YET!! BUT....
YOU CAN START AN APPLICATION NOW!
TO BE A PART OF THE GGSMSSASEAPC YOU NEED TO TURN IN AN APPLICATION TO THE UNDISCLOSED GROTTO SECURITY OFFICERS THEN HAVE AN INTERVIEW WITH PROFESSOR ACHAVA BRANIGAN.
(PROF. BRANIGAN WILL BE A SUB FOR MANY OF YOUR CLASSES THIS YEAR, AS WELL AS THE STUDENT LEADER FOR THE GGSMSSEACP.)

THE GSGMSESCPA WILL DOING DORM CHECKS, HELP STUDENTS WITH ISSUES IN THEIR DORM, MONITOR HALLS, AND MANY OTHER FUN ACTIVITIES. BEING A PART OF THE GASOMGLMAO WILL GO TOWARDS A GALAXATON CREDIT OR A INTERNSHIP CERTIFICATION.

BEING IN THE GHJHJHFSJHLKCPA WILL NOT ONLY GIVE YOU WORK EXPERIENCE, BUT A NEW COMMUNITY AND NEW SKILLS.

APPLICATIONS WILL BE RELEASED SHORTLY.

HELLO EVERYONE!

WE HOPE YOU'VE EXCUSED OUR SUMMER MISHAPS, BECAUSE GROTTO G.S.M. INC. IS BRINGING YOU A BRAND NEW EXPERIENCE FOR THE UPCOMING SCHOOL YEAR!
WHILE IN THE PAST WE HAVE SPONSORED QUALITY CLASSES, WE HAVE DECIDED TO TAKE A NEW APPROACH TO EMPOWERING AND HELPING THE STUDENT BODY!

WE ARE LAUNCHING GROTTO G.S.M. SPONSORED STUDENT SAFETY AND EMPOWERMENT AND PATROL CLUB, OR GGSMSSSAEAPC FOR SHORT!!!!!!!!!!

NOW WE CAN'T TELL YOU EVERYTHING JUST YET!! BUT....
YOU CAN START AN APPLICATION NOW!
TO BE A PART OF THE GGSMSSASEAPC YOU NEED TO TURN IN AN APPLICATION TO THE UNDISCLOSED GROTTO SECURITY OFFICERS THEN HAVE AN INTERVIEW WITH PROFESSOR ACHAVA BRANIGAN.
(PROF. BRANIGAN WILL BE A SUB FOR MANY OF YOUR CLASSES THIS YEAR, AS WELL AS THE STUDENT LEADER FOR THE GGSMSSEACP.)

THE GSGMSESCPA WILL DOING DORM CHECKS, HELP STUDENTS WITH ISSUES IN THEIR DORM, MONITOR HALLS, AND MANY OTHER FUN ACTIVITIES. BEING A PART OF THE GASOMGLMAO

HELLO EVERYONE

WE... WE WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE...FOR UM... COVERING EVERYONE IN A PLASTIC SEAL AND TRAPPING STUDENTS IN A BUBBLE FACILITY.
AFTER A THOROUGH TALKING TO FROM PROFESSOR ACHAVA BRANIGAN, WE HAVE COME TO OUR "SENSES".
WHILE SEALING UP EVERY MORTAL BEING IN A PLASTIC SEAL MIGHT SOUND LIKE A GREAT IDEA, IT DOESN'T WORK AS WELL IN PRACTICE, BECAUSE... WELL, MORTALS APPARENTLY DON'T LIKE TO LIVE FULL TIME IN A PLASTIC SEAL... EVEN IF IT IS THE HEALTHIEST OPTION.
WE APOLOGIZE WITH OUR ENTIRE BEING AND WE WILL BE PROVIDING A FULL PACKAGE TO ALL MORTALS AFFECTED BY OUR RECENT ACTIONS.
THE PACKAGE INCLUDES FREE HEALTH INSURANCE FOR THE DURATION OF EACH MORTALS EXISTENCE, THAT INCLUDES DENTAL, MAGICAL, DEMONIC AND MENTAL HEALTH OPTIONS, AND A SETTLEMENT FEE OF FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS TO EACH PERSON.
WE HOPE YOU CAN FORGIVE US FOR OUR RASH ACTIONS. WE MEANT TO PROTECT YOU AND KEEP YOU SAFE, BUT INSTEAD, WE HAVE BEEN RECKLESS TO MORTAL SOCIETY.

THANK YOU,
GROTTO G.S.M. INC.
WE CAN ALWAYS HEAR, SEE, TASTE, FEEL, AND/OR SMELL YOU™